The Daily Word for 8.30.10: a chupacabras bite, a fancy car and a monkey riding a goat.

A Dallas woman was bitten by the Chupacabras.

Here are the Emmy winners.

There were shootings in Arizona and Alaska.

One time, a monkey rode a goat.

A deadly volcano erupted in Indonesia.

Smell the screams of freshly mowed grass.

A bag of cocaine fell out of Paris Hilton’s purse.

Six secret things from Cracked.com.

Martin Short’s wife died.

Pay dirt on my claims about heavy drinking.

Here’s a $2 million car.

The Ghost Train hunter can now be seen haunting the rails at night.

APD shut down that one party place.

There was a stabbing in the South Valley.

West Mesa High doesn’t like Juggalos.

Rudolfo Carrillo reports from Bubonicon 42.

Happy birthday, Lewis Black.