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The nominees for the 84th Academy Awards are announced.

An Albuquerque man is arrested for entering the Peace and Justice Center and stabbing a figurine.

Wake Technical Community College was locked down this morning after receiving reports of a man with a gun.

Newt Gingrich threatens to cancel debates if the audience isn’t allowed to cheer.

Meanwhile, Mitt Romney makes around $12 million a year and only pays 15 percent in taxes.

WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange announces the launching of a controversial TV show

Fort Worth could fine you if your dogs bark for more than ten minutes.

Studies say abortion is safer than giving birth.

This Massachusetts dentist was found guilty of using paper clips in root canals.

John Kerry shows up to the White House beat up with two black eyes. Ice hockey. Right.

Disney now allows their theme park employees to grow beards and goatees. Disney magic.

Graphic anti-abortion ads are set to air in some markets during the Super Bowl.

For those who hate the testosterone-driven trials of the Super Bowl, the starting lineup for Puppy Bowl VIII is announced.

Public Comments (3)
  • Safer than what, for whom?  [ Tue Jan 24 2012 1:06 PM ]

    Abortions kill the fetus 100% of the time.

    That's a pretty shitty headline, Reuters.

  • Safer for almost everyone  [ Wed Jan 25 2012 10:20 AM ]

    Safer for the fetus' future enemies. Most people think babies are cute, but babies grow up to be warriors. Statistically, most of them are in rival tribes which compete against yours for resources.

    Of course, a true warrior does not crave safety. With safety there is never any opportunity to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the women. You're left with nothing but the empty pleasures of the open steppe, a fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, or the wind in your hair.

  • You forgot  [ Wed Jan 25 2012 1:29 PM ]

    "a tiger at your side" and "two ferrets in you satchel." And, IIRC, the falcon was an eagle.

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