The Daily Word in Zimmerman, Sarkozy, Gibb, Majors and urine.

George Zimmerman was released on bail.

Robin Gibb woke up from his coma-a-a.

Sarkozy faces a run-off election.

Windy City L tracks vanquished a urinating Hoosier.

What would you pay for a female gladiator statue?

Prince of Persia’s source code was rescued. Whew.

Viva Wal-Mart.

Learn why even male politicians don’t have beards.

I simply must watch Ghostwatch.

Babies. How quickly they grow.

The lost fairytale of the Turnip Princess was discovered just not in time for my childhood.

Bigfoot walked by while I was jumping my scooter over a skateboard. Dude.

A 95-year-old driver smashed his car into the Los Alamos McDonald’s.

Albuquerque kids Valoree Davis and Dennis Pelier are missing.

Happy birthday, Lee Majors.