The Daily Word in bacon shortages, salsa contests, zombees and castration.
Here’s a man made 300 obscene phone calls.
Castration makes men live longer.
Hey, a car flipped over.
How to read body language, they claim.
The bacon shortage is coming.
Puppy cam. If anyone cares.
Make yourself a sad little song in Bb.
Dawn of the Zombees.
Ritz Crackers are #1.
Here's the latest bigfoot photo, such as it is.
A Monster House blocks out the sun.
Matt Erdman thinks the State Fair’s salsa contest was rigged.
Happy birthday Mark Hamill.