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CommentsRe: Mid-Century Couch Wanted
Just keep the ice cold and have plenty of smokes on hand, gorgeous.
Milk Chocolate Fruitcake?
Maybe Cadbury will start making Gay Chocolate Miniature Horses for next year...
Looks tasty. Can you also make butter resemble the Virgin Mary?
Yes, let them eat cake...or cotton candy pudding. Civilization is on its final legs. If you don't believe me, just watch an episode of "Jersey Shore."
"I reserve me right?" What are you, a drunk, Irish poet now? Stop apologizing already. No way to avoid slamming into the waiting-to-be-offended crowd...so just keep pushing your shopping cart down that path of least repugnance. And 'ave another Guinness.
Nothing wrong with being an elitist asshole, my dear.
Wow...I had no idea Hitler was that short...looks like a nazi hobbit.
I recently saw, "The Book Eli" --a movie shot in NM which ironically makes the Q look pretty damn cozy compared to that post-apocalyptic Hell hole. So why not just shoot more bibical flicks here in a win/win for all? Just look at all the bennies: 1.) puts more coin in the state coffers 2.) excuse to blow shit up (start w/ the Olive Garden--neither a garden or Italian food) 3.) the homeless can work as extras 4.) Bill Richardson can actually play God 5.) Cindy Padilla as the town drunk And so on...but hey, seriously, lots and lots of bible stories out there just begging to be told--including my own entry in the soon-to-be, sizzling Christ-ploitation genre: I was a teenage Messiah. "He liked his chariots fast--and his women faster!"
OK--Ax and ye shall receive: 1.) Ace of Spades - MOTORHEAD 2.) Phantom of the Opera - IRON MAIDEN 3.) Speedy's Coming - SCORPIONS 4.) Wasted - DEF LEPPARD 5.) Exciter - JUDAS PRIEST 6.) Hells Bells - AC DC 7.) 2112 - RUSH 8.) Ain't Talkin' Bout Love- VAN HALEN 9.) Free for All - TED NUGENT 10.) Stone Cold Crazy - QUEEN BONUS TRACK: Kashmir - LED ZEP | 
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