Followed white rabbit. Became black sheep.
Gee - Lets go through the New Wave bin and see what song I can sing in a scarrry voice for my next hit record. How about some "Human League" Brian? Oh wait wait wait... "Haircut 100"!!!
What I want is another vintage 1978 "Hi-Karate" cologne. I had gotten it whie I was in the 8th grade and used it all up in two weeks. My life has never been the same since.
Your actually taking fault with The Onion? Typical teabagger type: No comprehension of anything but your so called misguided, ignorant and moronic ideals. If you can't read The Onion without complaining about shit then your a fucking idiot....
Gee: What ever happened to Dubya's 750 million dollar 50 foot border wall that was built to stop all of this?
Oh I forgot... Building a billion dollar 50 foot wall doesn't stop some wiseass from making a 20 dollar 51 foot ladder on the other side. The legend of George strikes again.
You must be a joy to work with.
Note that this was a fund from when the cameras were first turned on and a boatload of money was generated. The cameras currently do not generate ANY funds at this point towards the city. Half of the money collected goes to Rediflex and the other half goes to the state. Marty the hair-loosin' mayor had put himself into a difficult spot with this money and simply would not be able to spend the money without a bitch storm. It was supposed to be used to pay for the "court" that the tickets use.
Everytime I go into a public restroom some damn republician keeps trying to teabag me... NO ALREADY!!
I once met the man who shook the hand of Andy Griffith.
Andre the Giant - holy shit he was big
Lonesome Dave (Foghat)
The singer from Flock of Seagulls
Annabella Lwin... Refused my marriage proposal!!
Wendy O Williams
Adam West and Burt Ward
Does being yelled at "Piss Off!" by Lemmy count?
and a bunch of old country stars when I was a kid from my aunt's big C&W place in michigan.