I had fish for dinner. My thumbs are brown. I drool a lot. I haven't had a donut since 1978. My skin smells like new shoes. I am frightened of all the soft cheeses. My heredity is half Irish so I was born with 1.5 livers. I played jazz on the trombone until I began to make more money by turning them into lamps and plumbing parts. Someday I hope to learn everything about pork.