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Hello Kevin, I am very pleased to read your letter .How are you?

What's your weather? We've got very warm. Outside the sun is shining.

Tonight I wanted to water the flowers. Suddenly the street was pouring

rain. I am so much pleased, but not many mourn. Since I really like

the most water the flowers. Today I spent the whole day thinking about

you, thinking that you write to me. With every letter I get closer to

you, and I'm happy. More and more I realize that you are to me very

much. I understand that a serious relationship at a distance is

difficult, but I think we get and we will overcome. Today I had a hard

day at work, the children were restless. Imagine, today, two boys in

my group had a fight because of the girls, they're both all the time

to fight for her attention. That would have been adult males are,

would fight for their love to the end. You hope so, as these two boys?

You go for his love to the end? Goto home from work, I have a

headache, probably overtired. After resting, I took on household

chores: to clean, cook dinner. Then my mother came to me. I was very

happy to see her, she supports me in everything. After sitting a

little, she was gone. How do you was your day? Tell us about your past

relationships? This concludes today, you write, I will look forward to

a letter from you. Your Elena.

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D​o you want me to pay for you to fly here and meet me? That would be fine. Then we can make love and you can kill me and eat my gall bladder.

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Hello Kevin, I am very pleased to read your letter .How are you?

What's your weather? We've got very warm. Outside the sun is shining.

Tonight I wanted to water the flowers. Suddenly the street was pouring

rain. I am so much pleased, but not many mourn. Since I really like

the most water the flowers. Today I spent the whole day thinking about

you, thinking that you write to me. With every letter I get closer to

you, and I'm happy. More and more I realize that you are to me very

much. I understand that a serious relationship at a distance is

difficult, but I think we get and we will overcome. Today I had a hard

day at work, the children were restless. Imagine, today, two boys in

my group had a fight because of the girls, they're both all the time

to fight for her attention. That would have been adult males are,

would fight for their love to the end. You hope so, as these two boys?

You go for his love to the end? Goto home from work, I have a

headache, probably overtired. After resting, I took on household

chores: to clean, cook dinner. Then my mother came to me. I was very

happy to see her, she supports me in everything. After sitting a

little, she was gone. How do you was your day? Tell us about your past

relationships? This concludes today, you write, I will look forward to

a letter from you. Your Elena.

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I​f you are really this person, I would basically do anything for you. Is there a person or are there persons you would like me to kill, for example? Because years ago, I worked as a private assassin for the CIA.

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Hello​, my dear Kevin! How was your day? Today I had a wonderful day.

Today I went to my friend Alain, to see how its grown rabbits. When I

saw them, they were almost great. She had four rabbits. One name is

Archie Boone second, third, Aurora, and the fourth is called bead.

These rabbits are very much like me. They are very beautiful. Do you

want to have a few rabbits? I am so glad that you did not forget me

and write me. I enjoy reading your letters, every day I think about

you, and only about you. Every day we get to know each other better

and better. I really want you to see, but so far we have,

unfortunately, can not meet. You really like me, and every day like

you more and more. Today I went to my parents. They're very old, and

they need care. Whenever I have a free day, I visit them. Today, my

mother baked pies. They were very tasty. In the evening, coming out, I

accidentally met a childhood friend. And we almost 4:00 recalling our

childhood years, we had fun as a child. Played in the locks, catch,

riding a bike. In the summer almost all day swimming in the river. In

winter, playing snowballs, sledding the hill, built castles, snowmen.

Childhood is such a fun time, no worries. Have fun all day and all.

Then when a friend left, I sat on a street looking at the stars. And

sorry about one that does not close loved one. I still imagine that it

will fit me, sit side by side, cuddling, sweet words to say warm. But

such a man I have not yet. Maybe in the near future, you'll be that

person? Tell me about your childhood, how you spent it? What games

have you been? As the day you went, what he did? With this I conclude

my letter, and will wait for a letter from you. Sincerely yours Elena.

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The​ rabbits are like you? In the pictures, your ears don't seem that big. As a child I played football, baseball, basketball and hockey. I grew up in Wisconsin. I worked at the South Pole many years ago as a cook at a weather station there. Believe me, I cooked many specialties, including rabbit. And pie.

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Hello my dear Kevin! I am very pleased to see your letter. What have

you got new? How are you doing? Today I'm going to school to look at

the last call. Graduates of 2011 completing their studies. When I

looked at them, then remembered that I also said goodbye to their

school. It is very difficult to leave the school, where she spent her

childhood. I was very pleased to remember his childhood. With each

letter I feel that we become closer, more and more. At work today it

was fun, we had a drawing contest. Children were asked to draw a

picture on any topic. They painted everything that is capable of

imagination. And they have a big imagination. In the end, we chose the

most beautiful pictures, and the authors were given gifts. Then he

watched cartoons together. Children liked the present day, they went

home in a good mood. After work I met a friend, we had sat and talked

in a cafe. I told her about you, where are you from, what you do. She

then told me that I was so excited about you told me and asked me

'friend, you like him? ". I answered "yes, I really like it." And she

smiled, she is very worried that I was his age, still unmarried. A

little after sitting, she went home and I went to Internet cafes that

have read your letter. I forgot to tell you that I do not have a

computer, and I am writing an Internet cafe. But it does not interfere

with our communication with you. How do you was your day? What did he

do? You do not mind if I asked you, "my dear"? My time in the Internet

cafe comes to an end, and I have to go, but tomorrow I'll be waiting

for letters from you. Your Elena.

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I love small children, medium rare with onions and hot sauce. On my left foot I wear a size 12 shoe, on my right a size 15. I have a small third hand growing out of the back of my neck. I never had any hair on my chest until I turned 40. Your English has very good for anyone who not speaks it. I have a new shrub. Who's old and still unmarried? The Grinch? He did nothing today except to change his oil and clean the grease trap. Then I, he, it wnet to swim in the bathtub. Do you, she they have the bathtub in Russia? I am glad when the chidren have a good mood- they taste better then.

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Hel​lo my dear

Kevin! How are you doing? What is the weather with you? We've got a very good weather. On the street a little sunshine. And then began to rain. I thought that today I am going to enjoy the singing of birds. But because of the weather, I'm not going to listen to the birds singing. I am very sad when it's rain. Do you like rain? I have all day today with impatience waited,

when I come to the Internet Cafe and read your letter. Seeing your

letter, I was very happy. Day I was fine. Waking up in the morning,

found that I slept, she heard the alarm. Not having had breakfast, I

ran to work, while running, the heel broke. Well, that has withstood

the legs. And at work today was not easy. First, a conversation with

the head of the kindergarten at the expense of delay. And the kids

today have decided to make some noise. Calm at work today was not. In

my group, there is a boy named Kostya. So today he distinguished

himself most of all, my chair smeared with glue. I sat on it. Then

when she wanted to get realized that is glued to the chair. Colleagues

laughed, I understand it, from a funny look. I am here not to laugh

was. Oh, how I cursed today! Well, what can you do the same children,

we, too, were once the same. At the end of the day a friend came to

me, and brought things. Then we had decided to walk a little, well the

weather was favorable to this. Walking helped me to forget about what

happened today, and your letter, my mood lifted. I am very grateful to

you for what you have in this white light. I'm with you a very

pleasant chat, I am more and more start to become attached to you. I

so much want to see you, but unfortunately it is not possible, because

I did not know you, but I'm a strong woman, I'll wait for that time

when I see you. How do you was your day? What did he do?

Unfortunately, I finish writing this letter, time in the Internet cafe

at the end. I look forward to your next letter. Your Elena.

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My Elena, I am fine except the hand growing out of the back of my neck tries to strangle me when I am sleeping. But this thing occurs only little often. Birds here do not sing- they talk as if from New Jersey saying "foget about it" and "what da fuck are you lookin' at?" It has not rained in the US for seven years. It is dry where I run- sometimes many wild horses chase him and poop on my legs. It is so cool and soothing for the dry skin. I have leprosy. I too wear heels and make-up. We have built in alarm like Kramer. Who was paying the expense? Tom Delay? He and I wondered how they were happening lately. I never was a child- they emerged him from the womb of my mother a full grown 10-year-old real boy. She died. I hope she scraped some glue into paper bag for huffing. Do they have huffing in Russia? Or just puffing? That sentence about how a friend came and brought things was written by her much like the Hemming way. Get not so attached-my neck-hand has envy of glued, broken-heeled you she it they. Today I smelled my own farting for long minutes. Then he slept. Soon more fart smelling. Are you owning a vagina?

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Hello, darling of

Kevin! How are you? What did you do today? Today, I once went to work. And I saw a bookshop. I thought to go to the store to see what books they sell. And I saw there a book of "Romeo and Juliet." And I thought to take this book to read it again. every new day I feel that we become closer. I

had a feeling that we know each other for a long time. Day at me

passed today normally. On work too everything was quiet and silent,

even not habitual was, got used that children all run and rustle.

Bringing up another's children, carrying out with them, it is a lot of

time, I understand that I too want the child. But I want it from the

only thing and darling. But it too isn't present. I very much want,

that this you became my one and only. But I still badly know you, but

I am sure that shortly we will be together. And you want it? What I

now for you mean? On what you are ready for the sake of what to be

together? After work I as always met the girlfriend, we with it went

for a walk on our small and beautiful city. We talked to it into the

account you men who should be the ideal man. I to it told at once such

as mine Kevin. She even didn't begin to argue, only told

that then when I will write you the letter, I thanked you from her

face, that you do me happy. After all, however, when I see your

letter, I am shone with happiness. I now live from the letter to the

letter. Every morning I wake up with thoughts on you, I go on work and

I think of you, I round the clock think of you. Even in a dream I

represent the moment when we will meet once. It is so pleasant to feel

that you care of me, write, are interested as at me put. I asked

myself a question that I would do, if wasn't familiar with you. Also

understood that I would have a monotonous life, dim. You brought in my

life a spark of hope, hope that at us with you to turn out to

establish a strong family. You let to me know that means to be

necessary for someone. You very much it are pleasant to me, And I

don't represent more life without you. On these words I,

unfortunately, finish the letter, and I hope tomorrow to receive your

letter. Your Elena.

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Oh my dearest Elena- I make the sad today. From the letters of her previous I cannot know you do the reading of words- now I know you go to bookshop and think my stupid. Night at me was normal quite also- my neck-hand was peaceful and calm, only excited and wake me when CNN's Nancy Grace makes her unfounded accusations with nasty voice, ugly face. When I awake I make giant poo-poo. We have election in our year- alas, no one takes off shirt. Mitt is also short for Mitten in the country of you? I too bring up the children- until now, I am not telling you how I am single parent to orphan children and otters, latter much smarter. I too am sure we will be together never and want it badly. You met the girlfriend as always after work? I did not know you are lesbian- Howard Stern awaits you for the famous. I am thinking that if you do the thanking, it should be from the face. Your Internet Cafe must expensive so be, that letters you write short are. They charge by the syllable? Does it matter I be in wheelchair with numb penis? Even though I see sexy photos, yet it not stir.

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He​llo, my dear

Kevin!How are you? What is the weather with you? We've got a very warm weather. On the street 20 degrees. And it's very good weather. I very much love summer. At this time the street is very beautiful, but winter is not very nice. I do not like winter. At this time you need to sit at home all day. And you, what time you like most summer or winter? I'm so glad to read your letter today. All day I

waited until I come to the cafe and read it. Because of this

expectation seemed to me that day, walked slowly, as if he had never

ended. Every day I realize that you are my very dear. I am so glad

that you write to me. Today is the day I was fine as usual, quietly.

But as I wrote earlier, I thought he would never end. At work today it

was all good with kids today we went to the museum. Looked at the

paintings, antiques, etc. I liked the picture, where she met her

boyfriend who had returned from the war. At this point, I felt very

much want to see you. Children going to the museum very much. The

museum left in their memory a good impression. After work I came home,

rested a little. Then he cleaned, cooked dinner. I had dinner as usual

one, so lacking a loved one. I want to cook him breakfast, lunch and

dinner. Or when I'm busy, he prepared it for me. Hunting is simple,

but very strong love. I wish that he would wake me with kisses every

morning, wearing my coffee, breakfast in bed. I very much want, what

would this person was you. I like you every day more and more like

you. Now I can not imagine my life without you. You have such a good,

kind, caring. I am so glad that you came into my life. Oh, I went a

little bit from the topic, well, I will continue. After I had dinner,

I went to her friend, we sat with her, talked. Then I went to the

internet cafe that would read your letter and answer it.

Unfortunately, the time in the internet cafe again, ends, and I must

go. How do you was your day? What's new? I hope soon we'll see you my

dear Kevin! Your Elena

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I am as can be expected, what with my neck-hand/arm and unfeeling erect phallus. I am liking that they have no winter here on Tahiti, where I spend my months of cold spawning. It is a long swim. So glad it is for him/me/I that you name the day he and so then night is the she. Or she-male? Who is in the picture? What war? Specifics are what I lack from your well-translated notes. "He cleaned , cooked dinner?" So married are you? Does husband know you leave him/they/it for American Me? I see- he does not wake one so beautiful as you with kisses but he makes you the meals when you are busy killing and eating the children. How does the man wear your coffee? Strapped to his head? Love for you he must fell if he does the coffee wearing. I hunt for food as well, up and down the aisles of the grocer. I bring shotgun to store for live produce section. Much chaos at store. Is fun!! I yes do have a good kind caring member that can feel not the holes of a woman. What new is? I had corrective anal surgery- now my bagshit is no longer. Today was my birthday-107, yet I have body of 90-year-old. Except for penile area.

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