Oh, I know ...
What I really wanna do is start some really boring web log. like, i dunno, maybe a blog where we all talk about Kurt Vonnegut novels ...
See, I lost my wallet in a liquor store out there on baseline road outsidda Phoenix in 1967. 2 days later got stopped by Motorcycle kop, gestapo gave me 5 tickets, no drivers lic e.t.c. Especially dangerous Studebaker Lark w/v8 and three-on-the-tree. Goin to my job burnin' buns at Bobs Big Boy on Central and Thomas Rd.
Never went to court.
Wanted Man in Arizona.
Joined the Army in New Mexico 2 years latah.
Got out and found a wallet with no id and over $200.00 in a similar lookin' liquor-store-bar between Carthage and Joplin Mo called Cowboys, in 1973.
It wuz like zen man.
I waited around a long time waitin' for somebody to declare a loss.
No declaration was forthcoming. Played several games of pool winning a similar number of beers.
Don't remember drivin' home that nite, but the money still there.
Is this all there is?