By the way this was originally meant as a porno but the script and studio heads changed our entire mission plus the actors refused to sign the nudity waivers.
Better luck next time
Dear Mr Allen (whoever you are):
stephen jules Rubin here, producer, director, writer, and actor of/in THE LIVES OF ANGELS No sarcasm meant, I'd like to thank you for your scathing review of the film we spent years working on, using the work of over 40 talented and passionate New Mexicans with various film experience. This review, most likely written by someone with little knoweldge of film nor how to write a film review, makes me amazingly happy. You see, a filmmaker wants a reaction from his/her film. The fact that many people love the film and we are proud of our efforts, in the words of my mentors of the years vaildates us. Of course, not everybody is going to like every film and you do throw in some kind comments about a few aspects of our work.
Overall, I am flattered by your hatred of our film and plan to post this review on my wall with my other great rejection letters. As Michael Stipe says for each person who likes me, there is at least one who hates me. This is the first bad review I have ever gotten and I am quite grateful and proud.
Stephen Jules Rubin