Writing my thoughts in a madcap fashion.
I dip into our humble local publication Thursday mornings with my breakfast of tea, vodka, and crumpets before I begin work. That is BEFORE I begin, which is well AFTER I arrive. Don't disclose to management, please. After busying myself with tasks of the upmost importance such as crossword puzzles, familiarizing myself with the week's "weird news", and scheduling my appearances at local venues by perusing the events calender, sometime around noon, the other half of my brain arrives, a few pumps of the defibrillator and I'm ready to serve customers.
Thank you Weekly Alibi for being the butter to my crumpet, hair of the dog from the previous night's shenanigans, and the kick off to a very productive Thursday morning.