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Thanks Nick!  [ Wed Mar 9 2011 11:03 AM ]

It was from Nayder Joe's. Main ingredients: understated sarcasm and a withering look.

I've never had my personality summed-up in one sentence before.

Pulling through is ok  [ Fri Feb 11 2011 2:05 PM ]

but if you back into a one way/angled spot you are dead to me.

Also, I fucking love Lobot!

it's no joke …  [ Fri Dec 17 2010 2:16 PM ]

there really was snow on my car this morning!

it's not just one pair  [ Thu May 21 2009 3:08 PM ]

How many pockets can one pair of pants possibly have? That is a TON of shit!

it's a week worth of pants/short

I went, check out my pics  [ Mon Mar 16 2009 12:25 PM ]

Thanks  [ Fri Oct 31 2008 3:13 PM ]

The grim reaper is actually the Crimson Ghost of Misfits/1940's movie fame.

I've got like 20 cups of seeds left over, anyone got any good recipes?

Did someone say  [ Fri Oct 3 2008 6:17 PM ]

funny youtube video?


Play Youtube Video

Ingrown toenails suck. I got mine lasered about 12 years ago and they haven't given me trouble since.


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At 5am the police…  [ Fri Sep 19 2008 3:05 PM ]

…start clearing Bourbon street. You can go down a side street and find a bar or restaurant that doesn't close. But around 5:30 an army of sanitation workers with pressure hoses start spraying down the sidewalk and street. If you didn't leave when the police were there you certainly leave when you smell the stink those pressure hoses kick up!

when you spend $7 on a sandwich outside the fair …  [ Thu Sep 20 2007 8:44 PM ]

… you know that you're going to get more that 50¢ worth of food. Those $7 brisket sanwiches at the fair consist of nothing more than 2 slices of stale white bread and a fatty hunk of meat.

The first couple of bites off the turkey leg are pretty good, but after that it's all tendons and gristle that you have to deal with.

I miss Blake…  [ Sat Jul 14 2007 10:07 PM ]

he used to call me Mighty Tom.

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