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The Daily Word in a Bernalillo County Commission meeting today about Santolina and some crayon talk

RIP Blaze Starr

By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Jun 16 2015 12:24 PM ]
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Cloudcroft destroyed a 16 foot piñata last weekend.

The Bernalillo County Commission is meeting to discuss the Santolina development today at 1pm.

The Colorado Supreme Court says yes, you can be fired for being a pothead. Or a medical marijuana user.

Donald Trump is running for president. Also, "Jeb!"

Never mind the bollocks, here's your high-APR Sex Pistols-themed Virgin credit card.

White black woman Rachel Dolezal debate moves into the peach and brown crayons arena.

American men and women are fatter than they were in the 60's.

Burlesque dancer Blaze Starr died.

The Chicago Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup. Here are some weird Stanley Cup stories.

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The Daily Word in "moist"

Thats right. I said "moist"

By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Jun 9 2015 11:49 AM ]
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A controversial Baptist BCSO undersheriff has resigned.

There's still no effective measure of marijuana intoxication.

Heads rolled at the Bernco Water Utility after a February sewage spill into the Rio Grande.

We now know why people don't like the word "moist".

Here's a VICE story on the prison from which two prisoners escaped Shawshank Redemption style.

One of the escaped prisoners is well endowed.

Some nuns were trapped in an elevator for three days.

The lost Lester Bangs country album is found!

Manson prosecutor and writer Vincent Bugliosi died.

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The Daily Word in East Mountains Google drones, a big loss for Big Tobacco and commercials on Netflix

By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Jun 2 2015 11:49 AM ]
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Super creepy APD action results in yet another payout by the city over excessive force.

Despite a crash involving one of it's large drones, Google continues research and development in the East Mountains area.

APD's SWAT team responded to a domestic violence situation that seems less than SWAT-worthy.

Think the NSA is scary? Meet the NSAC.

Nearly half of Americans can't handle an unexpected expense of 400.00 or more.

Say it ain't so, Netflix!

Learn what is going to (temporarily) change about the Patriot Act.

Confirmation that the TSA exists solely to make air travel a pain in the ass and does not make things safer.

Big Tobacco lost big in Canada today.

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The Daily Word in vandalized cemeteries, artistic crepes and an officer fatality in Rio Rancho

By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue May 26 2015 11:27 AM ]
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A Rio Rancho police officer was shot and killed yesterday.

A couple New Mexico cemetaries were vandalized yesterday, Memorial Day.

A well-known Canadian journalist is accused of inventing facts.

The mom jailed for not allowing her son to be circumcised relented. Snip.

Sales of paper for newspapers are way down. Sales of toilet paper are up.

Check out these amazing super hero crepes.

Early 80's punk rock tv show from L.A., "New Wave Theater", is now complete on YouTube.

Was B.B. King poisoned?

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The Daily Word in groin-stomping cops, an incarcerated intactivist and the Russian dynamite death chair act

By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue May 19 2015 2:39 PM ]
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Video shows NM State Policeman stomping on a dead suspect's groin.

A developer is asking Albuquerque City Council to lake a second look at its plan to renovate/precerve the historic DeAnza Motel.

Sunday's biker shootout involved a gang that was not invited to the meeting at Twin Peaks.

A mother has been arrested for refusing to circumsize her four year old son.

Learn about the thriving dirty panties market.

Tomorrow is Letterman's last night.

Authorities have seized Pirate Bay's two highest profile domains.

The time Dennis Hopper (high as a kite) performed the "Russian dynamite death chair act".

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The Daily Word in how to procure Manson's body for that exhibit that will make you millions, when it's time to call the FBI and Burque's petroglyphs dump.

By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Feb 10 2015 12:34 PM ]
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Folks won't stop using the petroglyphs area as a dump.

Crazy Espanola principal called FBI on student who threw an American flag out a window.

It is not easy to access books from MDC.

64 musicians who died in 2014.

Charles Manson's fiancé may have tried to marry him in order to eventually procure Manson's body for a Mao-style glass case exhibit.

Other personal stories in addition to his helicopter crash tale told by Brian Williams over the years are now in question.

Florida business owners and patrons may be legally required to have trans customers use the male or female bathroom in accordance with the gender on that person's driver's license.

Twin fetuses-in-fetu were discovered in Hong Kong.

Dominik Strauss-Kahn, disgraced former IMF chief, "didn't have time" for the number of orgies he is accused of participating in.

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The Daily Word in how to spell "Santa Fe", the revenge porn king is going to jail and Randy Quaid has a new message for everyone

By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Feb 3 2015 11:59 AM ]
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There was a SWAT standoff in NW Albuquerque last night.

"The Bachelor", which takes place in Santa Fe this season, misspelled the city's name onscreen last night.

An abandoned, city-owned downtown house has become a popular squat for some homeless folks.

New Randy Quaid rant features the cracked actor screwing Rupert Murdoch.

A vegan restaurant in Australia got into trouble when the owner refused on ethical grounds to eradicate a roach infestation.

Harper Lee's second novel is set to be published more than fifty years after To Kill a Mockingbird came out.

Charles Manson and fiance "Star" did not get married after all.

"Revenge porn king" Kevin Bollaert was convicted of numerous crimes yesterday.

In other court news, black market drug website Silk Road's founder was apparently scammed by a fake Hell's Angels hit man.

Albuquerque residents Deerhoof have some tour-diet advice for you.

Some veterans believe they are more "veteran" than other veterans.

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The Daily Word in the Harwood Art Center, addictive marijuana and a sad dog

By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Jan 6 2015 4:09 PM ]
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Here is a great reason to always wear your seat belt.

The alleged Jeffrey Epstein prostitution ring has a New Mexico connection.

Christopher Cook was arrested early this morning and is suspected to be the man who shot an APD officer last weekend.

There is some kind of major transformation about to take place on Mountain Road NW.

Dog left at train station with his luggage.

There are indications in Colorado that marijuana can be physically addicting.

Rather than marry any same-sex couples 14 counties in Florida simply stopped marrying anyone at all.

The gray wolf that was spotted at the Grand Canyon may have been shot.

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The Daily Word in a toddler killed a woman in Walmart with her own concealed-carry gun

By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Dec 30 2014 2:43 PM ]
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You got problems? These comics have PROBLEMS.

New Mexico's antiquated liquor sales restrictions may loosen up some more.

Would eliminating cheap booze reduce the incidence of DWI?

TLC Driving School finally (not really) explains why they closed without notice.

The new overseer of the EPA is a climate-change denier.

You can't drink beer in an alligator herd.

Looks as though parts of the missing Air Asia plane and some bodies of passengers have been recovered.

A toddler shot and killed a woman in a Walmart. The questions this raises about America and gun safety would seem too large to ignore–but I bet we'll have no problem ignoring them anyway.

If you aren't familiar with Hip Hop Family Tree Comics, start with this week's Boing Boing installment, then gorge on archives or buy a copy. Ed Piskor's comic has become something I greatly anticipate every week.

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The Daily Word in "credibly accused clergy," mushrooms are murder and hard times befall Dickens World

By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Dec 16 2014 12:43 PM ]
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Knockouts bouncers arrested over beating of patron.

Some cops in Roswell bought a dad baby formula rather than arrest him for shoplifting.

Gallup Catholic diocese has released a "credibly accused" list of clergy.

These Jimmy Kimmell-John Krasinski Christmas pranks are pretty funny.

"I'd like a cup of coffee and your most feral adoptable cat please."

Theme park "Dicken's World" has, ironically, fallen on hard times. Something Billy Childish can tell us about.

2014 words of the year.

In true Jesus fashion, a naked man burned down a church.

More Americans believe in immaculate conception than believe in climate change.

Hollywood producer Aaron Sorkin is pissed at the media reporting on the Sony hack.

Taliban gunmen massacred 141 at a school in Pakistan.

My favorite cocktail party factoid, that mushrooms are more animal than plant, just got bolstered.

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