A shooting at a Miami club injured 15 people.
There’s a Clinton granddaughter now.
George Clooney got married to a lawyer lady.
Stevie Nicks and Don Henley had a pregnant together, it’s now revealed.
At least 36 people were killed when a Japanese volcano erupted.
There’s political unrest in Hong Kong.
The Raiders’ coach has not been fired yet.
Today is Coffee Day.
Here’s how to purge your Gmail account in five easy steps.
It’s raining feces.
Not so fast, Pluto, you may not be a planet afterall…
A judge refused to issue an injuction against Uber and Lyft operating in NM.
APD Officer Keith Sandy made a weird remark two hours before shooting James Boyd.
There was a body in the road at 118th Street.
What’s happening today in Albuquerque?
Happy birthday, Gene Autry.
The White House intruder was just crazy.
Some meth-smoking Buddhist monks were arrested.
Surgeon creates woman with three breasts.
Pink Floyd’s new album will be their first in 20 years.
Female polygamist ninjas were unsuccessful in their kidnapping mission.
McKinney, TX is the best place to live.
New Mexico will consider arguments for a restraining order on Uber and Lyft.
Carlsbad flooding evactuations are urged.
There was a big car smash on I-40.
Happy Birthday, Scott Baio.
Kanye West stopped his concert because a fan in a wheelchair wouldn’t stand up.
Country crooner Lynn Anderson was arrested after a drunken car smash.
Courtney Love rocks the guitar lamely.
A Samsung robot sentry shoots everyone, period.
Quadrupedal robots frolic gracefully to the tune of a new cheetah algorithm.
An Albuquerque pumpkin heist will likely scar toddlers’ psyches.
A virtual Boobie Squeezing Simulator makes girlfriends obsolete.
Scottish independence might be an actual thing.
A sleeping Brooklyn toddler survived a savage rat attack.
A gravedigger photographed himself with the exhumed remains of his long deceased nephew.
The Bernalilllo County Commission will take legal action against the Secretary of State to ensure key issues (including decriminalization of marijuana possession) will be on the ballot in this November’s election.
It’s State Fair time.
Jose Nino’s baby won’t go to sleep.
Let the shooting competition begin.
What’s happening in Albuquerque today?
Happy birthday, Tom Hardy.
Today’s Daily Word was made possible with generous link-cullling assistance from Constance Moss, Geoffrey Plant, Janet Miller, Lisa Barrow, Kyle Silfer and Susan Petersen. Thanks, you guys!
I suspect I’ve been fighting the new unidentified respiratory virus for two weeks as of tomorrow.
Atlanta Hawks owner Bruce Levenson comes clean with a racist email.
Stephen Hawking says the God particle could destroy the entire universe.
Behold the viking ring fortress.
Put a coin in dry ice.
Olive Garden offers you endless noodles for seven weeks.
Kate Middleton is pregnant again.
Will Bernalillo County commissioners put pot on the ballot?
The return of “Cops” makes some people angry.
The Grim Reaper spoke to KRQE.
Happy birthday, Aimee Mann.
Hackers leak nude celebrity photos snatched from the cloud.
Doctors will wake Joan Rivers from her medically induced coma.
A radioactive boar is running loose in Germany. It has not yet grown to gigantic proportions.
Famous authors’ day jobs might surprise you.
Watch footage of Katy Perry as a teenager. A couple minutes will suffice.
The Portuguese man-of-war is beautiful, as these photos illustrate.
You’ll be able to use your iPhone 6 like a credit card.
APD arrested a shooting suspect last night.
Police are searching for a suspect in Saturday’s fatal shooting.
Happy birthday, Edgar Rice Burroughs.
California’s latest earthquake spilled a lot of fancy wine.
Rest in peace, Richard Attenborough.
Fugitives should think twice about taking the Ice Bucket Challenge.
A new butter knife can spread hard butter.
Finally, there’s a USB cable that plugs in either way.
China is developing a super-sonic submarine.
New Mexico extends its luke-warm welcome to the uninvited Mojave rattler.
Two suspects were arrested in connection with shots fired at the Cottages.
An APD standoff at Bank of America near Nob Hill ended peacefully.
Happy birthday, Billy Ray Cyrus.
Michael Brown was shot at least six times—twice in the head.
Necrophilia in Ohio.
What’s on Taco Bell’s new $1 Cravings Menu?
An Icelandic volcano is threatening to erupt.
Rick Perry is outraged.
A weird family killed a giant alligator.
A Mojave solar plant burns birds out of the air.
Happy birthday, Robert Redford.
Thanks for the links, Susan Petersen.
Tony Stewart ran over Kevin Ward, killing him during NASCAR training.
A police shooting sparks violence and looting in MO.
A rocket attack assist resulted in a Ukraine jail break.
James Corden will be the newsest face of late night talk.
A double-decker bus crashed in Times Square.
Be careful what you eat in Colorado.
Cigarette butts can help store electricity.
Don’t take a selfie by a cliff.
APD seeks a suspect in a home invasion on Coal.
There was a shooting at Wyoming and Central.
Happy birthday, Hulk Hogan.
Marion Barry caused a wrong-way car smash.
Israel declared a temporary cease-fire in Gaza.
Ebola is spread through direct contact with bodily fluids.
Pow-Pow- Power Wheels.
The P. F. Chang’s data breach does not include New Mexico.
Cheryl Hines married Robert Kennedy Jr.
The New York Times opines on Albuquerque violence.
There was a shooting at 5th and Silver.
Old Town Chapel is haunted. Allegedly.
Things are happening in ABQ today.
Happy birthday, Barack Obama.
Happy 100th birthday, World War I.
Massive, explosive decompression brought down MH17.
I wonder if Palin TV will show Lidsville.
Watch the trailer for the Simpsons/Family Guy crossover episode.
Now worry about kissing-bug disease.
Sexual harrassment at Comic-Con exists.
Get ready for the new mass extinction.
Progress Now NM is pushing for $25 fines for marijuana possission.
An Albuquerque hot dog cart was stolen.
Happy birthday, Steve Morse.