Bob Dylan predicts an Obama victory.

Hurricane Sandy price gouging!

Baby goats wear sweaters.

Don't pee on your lawn in Oklahoma.

The Russians are coming!

Chad Kroeger commands you to look at this photograph.

There's a man-eating leopard on the loose in Nepal.

Let's all try this glowing black light cocktail.

Five technological leaps are coming soon.

Tickle the camel.

Yetis like power lines.

A Santa Fe boy didn't want to clean his room.

Albuquerque fire stations for sale.

The Ether Man is expected to plead guilty.

New Mexico border patrol!

Happy birthday, Lance Kerwin.

Hurricane Sandy is deadly.

Watch Sandy blow down trees. “Oh, my gosh.”

A brief overview of cars Obama has owned.

Smart people drink more.

There actually are things you don’t know about Prince.

Tyrannosaurus vs. Tryceratops.

The pastor was killed with a guitar.

The toughest bridge in the world. (Thanks, Tom!)

Gary Glitter is in trouble again.

A cop’s ghoulish scheme.

Natalie Dylan is selling her virginity.

Tom Hanks: slam poet.

Axyl Rose talked on TV.

A park stabbing at 3rd and I-40.

A man stole some Toys for Tots money.

Hazmat in Doña Ana County.

Happy Birthday, Henry Winkler.

Thanks for the help, Tom Nayder and Constance Moss!

Watch last night’s presidential debate sober.

James Blunt is quitting music!

Clark Kent is quitting the Daily Planet!

There was a giant rectangular UFO in Texas.

Billy Idol is playing a birthday party.

New York’s highest court declares that lap dances are not art.

The Manson Family may be linked to 12 additional unsolved homicides.

A woman breastfeeds her dog.

Here’s a brain-like scalp.

A meteorite hit a house. Perhaps it can become a meteorite doorstop.

Florida cops shot a naked lady.

A Hawaiian Punch spill.

Enjoy these old-timey photo manipulations.

The sad little dotted zebra has no herd.

Pretending to love cats on the internet.

Billy Graham left some final advice about voting.

A woman was raised by monkeys then sold into prostitution.

Donna the Deer Lady.

Ralph Davis has been found.

UNM researchers have help for your burned tongue.

Happy birthday Weird Al Yankovic.

Thanks for the many assists from Constance Moss, E.J. Maliskas, Tom Nayder and Robert Masterson.

Lance Armstrong paid a motorcycle courier.

Eric Clapton sold a Richter painting for $34 million.

Meanwhile, other valuable paintings were stolen.

Hillary takes one for the team.

The allure of Zumba.

Let’s go to Berlin. On drugs.

Regretsy promotes artists.

Hypersexuality disorder.

People dress up in costumes.

There’s no such person as “Dave on Wheels.”

I love animals. Especially that moving lizard.

Somebody crashed into a Target.

Somebody made a threat against the Century Rio movie theater.

A homeless man confessed to murder. The police let him go. They do things by the book.

Happy birthday Suzanne Somers.

Thanks to Jen Lipow Silfer and Constance Moss for the assists.

Apples fight cancer.

A man was cooked to death in a tuna factory.

The world’s greatest dad in pictures.

A home invasion prank turned tragic.

There’s been an increase in birth defects in Iraq.

Call the sexy meningitis hotline.

I can’t stop thinking about hamburgers.

Badvertising. Ew.

Enjoy these ghost photos.

Albuquerque is experiencing 18% office vacancy.

Calibers is conducting a coyote killing contest.

There was a crazy house party on Atrisco.

Happy birthday Penny Marshall.

There are 350 million depressed people.

North Korea says its missiles can hit the US mainland.

A 132 year old woman died.

Fart teasing led to murder.

When was the last time you played with your sound effect buttons?

Here's a bird falling into a chocolate fountain.

Look at this optical illusion and shake your head side to side. It looks kind of like there's a person there.

Try this creepy mind reader!

Who is Benjamin Kyle?

The Amityville house is back on the market.

A man died in a deadly bug eating contest.

He is actually Luke's father.

The super-sonic skydive is on hold. But might happen … I don’t know.

The cops caught a guy with three pounds of meth.

Happy birthday John Entwistle.

Hogs ate a man.

Obama has 99 problems.

Internet addiction is a mental illness.

Hong Kong ferries collide.

Let’s watch some Target training videos.

Joss Whedon is making a S.H.I.E.L.D. TV show.

Loitering teens can wreck your business.

Here are GPS coordinates to a bigfoot place.

Ben Radford gives us a history of religious hoaxes.

Human Furbies.

UFOs are real.

Sexy celebrity photoshop guys.

Tinfoil hats amplify mind control rays.

Councilor Michael Cook says balloons need more places to land.

Burglary is on the rise in Rio Rancho.

Tucanos got in trouble for where they put their signs.

Happy birthday Sting. And Chris Johnson.

Thanks to Nayder and Maliskas for the assists.

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These black things in front of the gas station are the property of A-B Incorporated. Please do not fuck with them.

Here’s a man made 300 obscene phone calls.

Castration makes men live longer.

Hey, a car flipped over.

How to read body language, they claim.

The bacon shortage is coming.

Puppy cam. If anyone cares.

There’s a snake with heads on both ends. I am a snake head eating the head on the opposite side.

Make yourself a sad little song in Bb.

Dawn of the Zombees.

Ritz Crackers are #1.

Here's the latest bigfoot photo, such as it is.

A Monster House blocks out the sun.

Matt Erdman thinks the State Fair’s salsa contest was rigged.

Happy birthday Mark Hamill.

130 Mexican prisoners are on the loose.

Face slasher takes the Metro.

It’s a great time to run a newspaper. Not really.

A balding man with a ponytail is accused of beating a woman with a dog.

“They’ll never find my gold bars.”

Oh, the funny pictures.

Taylor Swift broke up with me swiftly.

Try these Photoshop brain teasers.

You are feeling very sleepy.

I have too many coffee mugs. Stop thinking up them.

What's the quickest way to the Quickie Mart?

Here’s the story of the burnt bigfoot.

There's a new monkey that looks like somebody you know.

Now you can monitor clean-up efforts in Los Alamos.

Stolen yorkies!

Some hunters had an herb farm adventure.

Black widow.

Happy birthday Fred Willard.