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Oh, I know ...
What I really wanna do is start some really boring web log. like, i dunno, maybe a blog where we all talk about Kurt Vonnegut novels ...


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It is like this  [ Fri Jun 26 2009 9:21 AM ]

See, I lost my wallet in a liquor store out there on baseline road outsidda Phoenix in 1967. 2 days later got stopped by Motorcycle kop, gestapo gave me 5 tickets, no drivers lic e.t.c. Especially dangerous Studebaker Lark w/v8 and three-on-the-tree. Goin to my job burnin' buns at Bobs Big Boy on Central and Thomas Rd.

Never went to court.

Wanted Man in Arizona.

Joined the Army in New Mexico 2 years latah.

Got out and found a wallet with no id and over $200.00 in a similar lookin' liquor-store-bar between Carthage and Joplin Mo called Cowboys, in 1973.

It wuz like zen man.

I waited around a long time waitin' for somebody to declare a loss.

No declaration was forthcoming. Played several games of pool winning a similar number of beers.

Don't remember drivin' home that nite, but the money still there.

Whew ...

Is this all there is?

me big chiken king  [ Fri Nov 14 2008 4:06 PM ]

or cha-ching queen

or maybe

big likkin' king,

or

i dunno.

I like dat

onna bout dem lost luckies

tho

cause

I think

I lost some camels

once

HaHaHaHa

mad'ja look!

HaHaHaHaHa

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It is time to love a$$holes  [ Thu Mar 17 2011 3:37 PM ]

Everytime I see some $toopid a$$hole parking like the above, it seems it is always mostly some huge SUV, Diesel Pick UP or some other earth-eating monster.

We would all be better off without the whole class of vehicles and those that drive them and park stoopid.

analyze my dreams and tell me I am sick  [ Thu Mar 17 2011 3:28 PM ]

You know,

Some of the dream sequences in which your taken out of space and time and people are together in a place you've never been with you sound like me.

I think I will try to get a signed copy because of my affinity with the author.

I am not now a pkd head, as I have not read him.

This may be a first for me, so I do not know.

I had an experience with a few friends back in 1972 in which we seemed to become aware of a collective consciousness which could allow us to see and understand things. And some things seemed so utterly fantastic to be impossible. But then their relationships were clearly defined and obvious.

Of course, it was a shared drug experience that now seems mystical when I try to re energize it and then it is there, fragmented, then fades.

Perhaps I should get an analyst.

I think I will buy a book instead

hope to see you at the booksigning.

sign me

the weird librarian

Wonder Where  [ Thu Feb 24 2011 11:28 AM ]

The a$$hole stole the UNM tag?

Q: Where does an 800 lb Gorilla Park?  [ Thu Feb 24 2011 11:27 AM ]

A: Anywhere it wantz to.

yup.

but you left  [ Fri Dec 3 2010 4:59 PM ]

out all of the good stuff, like bb or mm.

Man, some of that stuff is hard to do.

like, uh ...  [ Fri Dec 3 2010 4:55 PM ]

what makes you think I've been drinking, Officer?

okay so how do I get lotsa nude photos sent to me  [ Fri Dec 3 2010 4:53 PM ]

not that I care about that kinda stuff , but if it happens, I can roll.

What do you mean dude-ly?  [ Fri Dec 3 2010 4:51 PM ]

Downtown -- Anodyne, Burt's Tiki Lounge, Blackbird, Launchpad (for music), Marble (for beer), One Up (for pseudo swank) Nob Hill --Gecko's (although it's a little dude-ly), Imbibe (if you want to smoke and be around boring people), O'Neil's, Zinc's basement barSanta Fe -- The Matador, Del Charro Saloon, Corazonother -- Silva's Saloon in BernalilloThere would be more if New Mexico didn't drive up liquor license prices to six figures, and require fairy dust and a yeti hide in the application.

is it a place where lotsa dudes, or mostly dudes go or a gay dudes bar or what. Iwould be happy with either of the above, or to know what you meant.

thanks

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