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The Daily Word in the Downfall of the US, Fighting at Children's Basketball Games and RuPaul's Drag Race

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Let's talk about RuPaul's Drag Race's (low-key) transphobic history.

What would you do for 5 million dollars?

A message from the future: No more staggered time-delays during the Olympics in the US.

Teaching kids good sportsmanship by getting into a fist fight after yelling rude comments to children is why we can't have nice things.

Are we past the point of protecting the US from its downfall?

A brief look into everyone who's involved in the Trump-Russian Scandal.

As the UK withdraws from the EU, Scotland is making moves to exit, as well.

Now that the Clean Power Plan has been reversed, will the US still be able to achieve the goals set at the Paris Agreement? In short: Hell no.

Live & Local to return to the KiMo

The City of Albuquerque's Cultural Services Department and ABQtodo.com present this year's first Live & Local on Friday, March 31 at the historic KiMo Theatre. Live & Local is a free concert featuring two of Albuquerque's most popular musical artists.

Appearing on stage at 7pm is Lilah Rose, an electronic pop/alternative rock singer-songwriter based out of the Albuquerque. Rose uses vocal looping to showcase the voice as an instrument and continues to explore all genres of music, incorporating melodic synthesizers, rhythms, beats and visuals to her sounds. She continues to grow her video and performance portfolio with co-creators and artists alike. Her latest album Young Together was released in August 2016.

The Real Matt Jones takes over at 7:30pm. The Real Matt Jones is a singer-songwriter who looks to the idiosyncrasies in life and magnifies them to the point where listeners say, "Oh yeah, I can see that."

Originally from Albuquerque, Jones has as performed and toured extensively in many areas throughout the United States and Canada. He wrote the songs for his most recent album, History, over a period of four years. History debuted at #16 on the Amazon.com singer-songwriter charts.

Grub and suds will be available for purchase from Blazin Zia food truck and Bosque Brewery.

Admission is free. The KiMo Theatre turns 90 this year. Opened on September 19, 1927, it is one of the oldest and most unique places in the state to watch a show.

Live & Local is a program designed to showcase local bands. The concert will be recorded and broadcast at a later date on local cable channel GOV TV 16 and will also be available on YouTube. This is the community's chance to discover new music and support their favorite performers.

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The Daily Word in Tasmanian Tigers, 3-Foot Worms and Poor Timing

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Those silly GOP ad campaigners! They accidentally ran ads last night in certain red blocks thanking specific supporters for their help in "replacing the Affordable Care Act." Not only were they patting themselves on the back for a bill that was pulled off the table before the ad had even aired, they were also thanking some officials who had pulled their support earlier in the day. Ha-freakin'-ha!

SpaceX says it's next launch will prove that it has reusable rockets.

Does Capitalism create pointless jobs?

Want to see the earliest depiction of a guinea worm? This Medieval painting shows the three-foot long parasite coming out of someone's skin. Gross!

Holy hell! Sightings of the Tasmanian tiger--thought to be extinct--have prompted scientists to launch a study to see if they can catch one on camera.

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The Fitness Gods Must be Crazy

I don’t know about you, but when I start working out I want to see results quickly. I mean, if I’m putting in the effort, my energy’s up, and I’m committed, why shouldn’t I automatically start dropping weight? Is five pounds per week too much to ask for? Apparently so.

In fact, the gods of fitness decided to play a joke on me during week three of my Orangetheory Fitness Weight Loss Challenge. I was sooooo proud of myself. I’d stuck with this workout thing for three whole weeks! That’s longer than some relationships last! And for this chronic exercise avoider, it was a flat-out miracle. I’d been going to the late-afternoon/evening classes and workin’ it, if I do say so myself. Was I going to win any triathlons? Hell no! I wasn’t even going to compete! But I was exercising and that had to count for something!

I imagine the conversation between the fitness gods happened as they were working out on their cloud, and went something like this:

“Oh Lars, god of sculpted abs and bulging biceps, look at that human huffing and puffing on her little treadmill! How amusing!”

“Why yes, Gelda, mighty goddess of physical power, endurance, and badassery, her little legs are just a-flying, aren’t they? Ha ha ha! What say we perform a bit of mischief?”

“Oh, do tell, Lars! What do you have in mind?”

“Rather than her losing pounds, let’s add some to her body!”

“Lars, you are SOOOOOO BAD! I love it!”

And so it was. During class, I would start on the treadmill, and spend most of my time at a four or six percent incline, at a pace of 3.7, and work up a good sweat. I’d get on the rower and I could feel that I was stronger. Same with the weights—I was able to do more reps before I felt like my muscles were melting. So at the end of week three I thought, “I’m gonna weigh myself and see where I’m at.” All the while of course, assuming that I had actually LOST a few pounds. But oh no.

I stood on the scale, and it said I was up two pounds. I got back off the scale. It had to have made a mistake. I got back on the scale. It said the same thing. I had gained two pounds. Dammit!

I admit it. I freaked. How could this be? I was actually sticking with my workouts! I hadn’t bailed once! And I could tell that I was shrinking. My stomach was a little flatter, my face seemed a little thinner. So what gives? Dejected, I had a little heart-to-heart with Doug. Doug was the trainer for my last class in week three. And as luck (and the fitness gods) would have it, he was also a nutrition expert.

First off, Doug calmed me down by telling me that gaining weight when you start working out is actually normal. I had never heard this. He said when you start working out regularly, your body doesn’t know what to think, so it struggles to find a new balance and adapt.

OK, I guess that makes sense.

Doug said I should be more concerned about body composition change than weight loss. I had definitely noticed that my clothes were looser and I had more energy. That’s a good sign. Then we started talking nutrition.

Oh yeah. Nutrition. I had kind of forgotten about that.

“So what do you typically eat? And how often?” he asked me. I told him that I was trying to make better choices. I’d start most mornings with a protein meal shake. Then I’d try to eat a sensible lunch, maybe a veggie burger and quinoa, or a sandwich and some snap pea crisps (much better for you than potato chips, right?). For dinner it could be anything. Hubs is the chef in our house so I’m down to eat whatever he’s cooking.

Of course, I may have neglected to mention that a lot of times, as Hubs is creating his culinary masterpieces, we “might” do some snacking. Some dinner pre-gaming, you could call it. And during the day, when I want a snack, I’ll often have some nuts. Not just a few, though. Way more than the portion size (who actually COUNTS out nuts to eat?!) listed on the container. I told myself that nuts are a healthy choice because they’re not chips (can you tell that I love chips?) but those little buggers have a lot of fat. You can say it’s good fat. But the bottom line is, it’s still fat.

And of course, we do enjoy a drinkipoo or two throughout the week. Whether it’s wine with dinner or one of Hubs’ amazing bourbon cocktails, we like to get our drink on.

Doug recommended that I think of my food intake like a pyramid, where breakfast is the largest meal of the day and the others get subsequently smaller. That’s the complete opposite of how I have always eaten. For me, dinner is always the big meal, the one you really share with family and friends. It is a social event. That would be a big change.

He also suggested that I go by the 80/20 rule, where 80% of the time I am eating healthy and staying pretty strict, but 20% of the time I let myself have a little leeway. Of course he did specify that “leeway” did not mean I could eat an entire canister of cinnamon rolls.

OK. It was time for the reckoning. I had to drastically improve my eating habits.

I went home and dramatically announced to Hubs that we (yes, “we”—I can’t change my eating habits without the help of the chef) had to overhaul our pantry, fridge, and how we shop for groceries. He looked at me like I had lost it. And I kind of had. Because ultimately, I was trying to lose weight/inches.

So we did. We went through our pantry and got rid of things that weren’t so great for us. Then we made a grocery list and really tried to think of items that would be healthy for meals and snacks that we would actually want to eat. We also made a commitment to lessen our portion sizes.

Overall, it’s been working. I can tell that I get full more quickly so my stomach is shrinking (yay!) I’m eating smaller snacks throughout the day rather than focusing on big meals at certain times. And Hubs and I decided to abstain from cocktails for a while (just to see what difference that makes.) I feel lighter and better.

Here’s hoping it sticks.

The Daily Word in Silencers, Credit Card Skimmers and the Supreme Court

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What happens when schizophrenics embrace the voices they hear?

There's been a shooting outside of the UK's Parliament in London.

Legislation is in the works to relax the long-standing federal regulation to make silencers easier to buy.

Google has created a new way to share your location with your contacts.

There are still potentially 19 credit card skimmers out and about in town.

Today is the third day of Neil Gorsuch's supreme court confirmation hearing.

Will TrumpCare be approved?

Another person from the Trump Campaign is connected to Russia … he was paid by “a Putin ally.”

This Week’s Event Horizon in Celtic noise, dressing your best for aliens, visiting royalty and more

March 16-23

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Things to do March 16-23.

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The Daily Word in Longmire, beet juice and Girl Guides are scared to come to the US from Canada

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Local prostitutes just received the latest issue of the "Bad Guy List", an independent publication that details dangerous john sightings and tips on safe sex work.

Immigration and Customs is asking for a list of undocumented New Mexico corrections inmates.

Longmire is beginning it's final season of filming in New Mexico.

Here are some slight details regarding Trump's proposed changes to the Affordable Care Act.

The Canadian Girl Guides are suspending all their trips to the US.

Watch an old brick row house collapse almost on its own.

Estimates are the US will lose more than 10 billion in tourism dollars during the next four years.

Using beet juice to combat icy road conditions.


 

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