Knockouts bouncers arrested over beating of patron.
Some cops in Roswell bought a dad baby formula rather than arrest him for shoplifting.
Gallup Catholic diocese has released a "credibly accused" list of clergy.
These Jimmy Kimmell-John Krasinski Christmas pranks are pretty funny.
"I'd like a cup of coffee and your most feral adoptable cat please."
Theme park "Dicken's World" has, ironically, fallen on hard times. Something Billy Childish can tell us about.
In true Jesus fashion, a naked man burned down a church.
Hollywood producer Aaron Sorkin is pissed at the media reporting on the Sony hack.
My favorite cocktail party factoid, that mushrooms are more animal than plant, just got bolstered.
The color of the year has been announced.
APD released another image of the man suspected of shooting my favorite 7-11 clerk this past weekend.
A former Nazi charged for his involvement in an infamous WWII massacre in France appears to be off the hook.
In other Nazi-related news, Congress has passed a law that will prevent former Nazis from recieving social security benefits.
All those allegations of torture and cruelty against terrorism suspects in the hands of Americans and their minions turn out to be true and worse than previously alleged according to a report just released.
A private company is winnowing the field of candidates for a one-way mission to Mars.
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Afghanistan just harvested enough opium to equal 90 percent of the world's supply.
It's true. The Pit is now deliciously called the WisePies Arena.
APD fired the officer that shot Mary Hawkes sans lapel camera footage.
The unidentified, phantom shooter in ABQ's SE Heights yesterday has caused an elementary school to be staffed by "extra security."
Today a fairly eloquent, top-hatted man came into the alibi offices and made his stance known vis a vis Albuquerque's ordinance against feeding pigeons. How do alibi readers feel? How do you guess the top-hatted man feels?
Charles Manson is engaged. Charles Manson does not have a wedding registry.
UK porn production will be stifled by this recent outlawing of acts.
Maurice Sendak's estate is in the hands of a former caretaker who either has his best interests in mind or is limiting accessibility to his effects and art collection.
The Reagan-era ban on homosexual men donating blood may soon be over.
Here is a six hour long video of The Count reciting pi to 10,000.
Turns out, Mingus couldn't work without the cat shit.
The little Mexican boy with the huge tumor had one third of it removed in Albuquerque!
This woman's attempt at framing an APD cop for sexual assault failed.
The news that Ferguson, MO officer Darren Wilson would not be facing criminal charges brought protesters out to Albuquerque's Central Avenue.
Conflicting and inconsistent testimony is the likely reason Darren Wilson was not indicted in the shooting of Michael Brown.
Here is a summary of Darren Wilson's testimony about the shooting.
The NRA has an argument for keeping toy guns real-looking. It is stupid.
Kirk Cameron is in the news for something stupid again.
Behold The Morbid Anatomy Museum!
Kim Jong-Un has gotten very fat and supposedly has E.D.
Check out this 5,500 year old stone-age axe, with wooden handle, that was discovered in Denmark.
And now for an incredibly offensive WWII Bugs Bunny propaganda cartoon!
The little Mexican boy with a huge tumor is finally going to have it removed in New Mexico.
Chaco Canyon is among a number of National Parks set to increase visitor's fees.
A schoolteacher and her boyfriend are missing after the small plane they were flying went down somewhere in the San Juan National Forest.
Westminster, Massachusetts may become a completely tobacco-free town.
1950's FATE magazine cover art gallery is rad.
America is losing it's small-town police forces.
A controversial New Mexico coyote hunt is on for the third year.
The National Institute of Flamenco is being sued by their former landlord over the fire that gutted their space.
Two Grey Wolves were found dead in New Mexico.
Were pulp characters Philip Marlowe and Sam Spade based on a real life black private detective?
A eulogy for Car Talk's Tom Magliozzi by his eldest daughter.
600 Indian women sterilized in a matter of hours leads to deaths.
European Space Agency about to land a spacecraft on a comet.
It's time for the city to divide up all the leftover cash that was earmarked in hopes of luring Tesla to Albuquerque.
City Council approved police officer raises to the tune of $900,000 in hopes of preventing a large number of officer resignations.
The TSA confiscated a ray-gun replica belt buckle from some guy.
Some of the Atari games unearthed from an Alamogordo landfill will be auctioned on eBay.
Bernalillo County Sheriff's Office will be guarding an abandoned insane asylum over Halloween.
You will not be able to purchase the new Breaking Bad action figures at Toys "R" Us.
Lets review the highlights of the 2014 Ig Nobel Prizes.
The CEO of French oil company Total was killed in a fiery plane/drunken snowplow collision.
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A missing elderly woman with Alzheimer's has been found.
New Mexico DOT is down with OPP.
Here is an in-depth item about the culture of APD's elite units.
Oil prices are falling dramatically.
The White House wants to eliminate Columbus day and replace it with "Election Day."
The "homeless man with the golden voice" isn't doing so hot.
Some advice on how to avoid a traffic ticket.
Absentee voting for the New Mexico general elections starts today.
This woman is searching Albuquerque's west mesa for her missing sister.
New York City water really does make the best bagels.
A prominent Santa Fean was attacked at his home.
Thou shalt probably not preach Jesus stuff when in uniform.
Doug Ford has a good chance of winning the Toronto mayoral race.
Here is disturbing video of a large hideous insect being pulled out of a man's ear.
US border with Mexico is now only "the last line of defense" against illegals.
CNN needs writers with better aptitude for metaphor.