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CommentsRe: Down With Vocal Groups
Carbon Unit Cassyle energy output is 89% of rated capacity. Neurochem-12 test reveals possible connection to discordant audio inputs, as well as questioning the reality that older carbon units could have once *liked* these inputs. We are increasing the subliminal 60s pop music on the audio channel, in order to acclimate and train the carbon unit's neural network. The goal is for the carbon unit to accept, then anticipate, and then crave this input. Zeta heuristic warns that the carbon unit may over-respond to subliminal therapy and begin to sing at work, thereby infecting coworkers with disbelief of reality. Site should be closely monitored. Re: Chocoholics
Carbon Unit Cassyle may not be convinced of voting pseudoreality; questioning fairness. Zeta heuristic recommends replacement of neural interface cable at next scheduled battery-terminal inspection. On the software side, we are installing filter to flag all inputs matching "red pill," as well as increasing frequency of "voting is fair" subliminal messages on audio channel. | 
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