I'd like to be able to "save as."
quick someone get me the number for 911!
when I was growing up. It was my job to water them and to spray them off, and I was just a kid. Sometimes I'd forget, and boy what a stench.
or maybe that's the most normal thing. I can't really tell anymore.
I always like to say that Bjork and I broke up because every Friday night, she just wanted us to sit around and pretend we were blind. It was fun, at first, but it got old fast.
Had she thought of violent pizza back then, we might still be dating.
He says he knows now that what he did was wrong.
It seems like people get smarter after they get arrested, but the new intelligence is often fleeting.
white ketchup so I can spill it on my shirt without giving a damn. (yes,yes, i know: And yes I do have a red shirt, but it's specifically for eating spaghetti.)
I was telling my friend how wonderful it was that he was cool with his wife keeping her maiden name. It turns out he was NOT cool with it at all. He became agitated and angry with me, and said I should mind my own business. I probably should. But I still wonder about the old lady who lives in a shoe. Is she the same old lady who swallowed a fly?
I feel cold and afraid.
and a wallet.