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Eavesdropped

Overheard at the ER

Five Hours In The Presbyterian Emergency Room

By Tom Nayder [ Thu Mar 17 2011 2:25 PM ]

Fourtysomething barefoot man, in handcuffs, led out by police:
What am I being charged with?
Police officer:
That's something we need to talk about.


Man, early 20s, wearing a hospital bracelet, consoling a visibly upset woman, early 20s:
You don't have to worry, he's never going to fuck you up again.


Old woman, wearing sweat pants and hospital gown, talking to triage nurse:
I'm tired of being treated like a child!
Same woman, 5 minutes later:
Stop lying to me!
Triage nurse, to receptionist after old woman storms out:
I'm so happy right now.


Man, after taking a bite of his Subway sandwich:
They put mustard on it.


Receptionist, to older biker guy:
Sir! Sir! You cannot smoke in here.


Later, same older biker guy to older biker girl:
I told you it's over between me and her. Over!


Younger woman on phone holding sleeping toddler:
These doctors don't know anything.


Old man with bandage on head to wife (CNN on in the background):
So someone dropped a nuke in Japan?


Old drunkish looking dude, being escorted out by security:
Come on man, I just want to lay down here for 10 minutes.


Teenager with ice pack on his hand, talking on waiting room phone:
Just put my mom on the phone, fucker!

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