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Gross Thing I Found At The Grocery Store #1

Mallow Palls

Tom Nayder [ Tue Mar 8 2011 11:05 AM ]

Mallow Pals: squeezable marshmallow packages.

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- fonduefork
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aka how many gross things [ Tue Mar 8 2011 12:02 PM ]

can be made out of high fructose corn syrup and emulsifier.
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The grossest thing I've found lately [ Tue Mar 8 2011 3:22 PM ]

is Schrader Joe's "Thai Green Curry Simmer Sauce." I wrecked a some chicken with it last night. I think it's made out of butter, spit and cilantro.
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If It Was From [ Tue Mar 8 2011 4:07 PM ]

"Schrader" Joe's, one would imagine the main ingredients would be his own urine.
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My mistake. [ Tue Mar 8 2011 4:16 PM ]

It was from Nayder Joe's. Main ingredients: understated sarcasm and a withering look.
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Don't Forget.. [ Wed Mar 9 2011 9:25 AM ]

..the other ingredient;
pure hatred for drivers who back into parking spaces. Makes that Schrader-Aid seem palatable.
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Thanks Nick! [ Wed Mar 9 2011 11:03 AM ]

It was from Nayder Joe's. Main ingredients: understated sarcasm and a withering look.
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