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Bad News: Today Really Sucks!
The combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell nearest my house is closed for reconstruction.
News Year's Eve: Already Sucking!
We're trying to drink vodka and Gatorade but only the wine glasses are clean.
I Hate To Admit It, But This Morning Really Sucked!
I think these pigeons are fucking with me.