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NO, NO, NO! This CANNOT be happening!


Bad News: Today Really Sucks!

The combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell nearest my house is closed for reconstruction.

All my hopes, down the drain.


Today Really Sucked!

I had no excuse not to come to work today, my pipes are fine.

Six months of work, down the drain.


Another Sucky Morning!

My wife didn't like her birthday present.

Time to cancel the cable.


What A Sucky Way To Start The New Year!

We now get the Oprah Channel.

How low class.


News Year's Eve: Already Sucking!

We're trying to drink vodka and Gatorade but only the wine glasses are clean.

I guess I'll be holding it this week.


Today Really Sucks!

The cleaning lady put the toilet paper in upside-down.

I should just move.


Christmas Sucked At My House!

The garbage was full.

Thank God we were wearing different colored hats.


My Trip To The Grocery Store Really Sucked!

We were wearing the same color jumpsuit.

Seriously guys, I gave you all my breadcrumbs!


I Hate To Admit It, But This Morning Really Sucked!

I think these pigeons are fucking with me.



This Morning Sucked Hard!

There was snow on my car.

Tomorrow's Events

Annual Winter Solstice Concert at First United Methodist Church

Bach Violin Concerto in A minor, Cantata BWV 151, a selection of beautiful Renaissance motets of the season and recent music from Irsee Monastery in Bavaria.

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A Night in the '40s: Big Band Swing at New Mexico Veterans Memorial

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