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Bad News: Today Really Sucks!

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The combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell nearest my house is closed for reconstruction.


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Today Really Sucked!

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I had no excuse not to come to work today, my pipes are fine.


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Another Sucky Morning!

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My wife didn't like her birthday present.


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What A Sucky Way To Start The New Year!

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We now get the Oprah Channel.


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News Year's Eve: Already Sucking!

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We're trying to drink vodka and Gatorade but only the wine glasses are clean.


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Today Really Sucks!

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The cleaning lady put the toilet paper in upside-down.


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Christmas Sucked At My House!

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The garbage was full.


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My Trip To The Grocery Store Really Sucked!

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We were wearing the same color jumpsuit.


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I Hate To Admit It, But This Morning Really Sucked!

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I think these pigeons are fucking with me.


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This Morning Sucked Hard!

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There was snow on my car.


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