NO, NO, NO! This CANNOT be happening!

The combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell nearest my house is closed for reconstruction.

All my hopes, down the drain.

I had no excuse not to come to work today, my pipes are fine.

• Finally, our day sucked in unison (fonduefork) [ Thu Feb 3 2011 2:44 PM ]
  
• LOL. (aw0L) [ Thu Feb 3 2011 10:02 PM ]
  
• I fucking hate you. (Madmammajamma) [ Fri Feb 4 2011 12:19 PM ]
  

Six months of work, down the drain.

My wife didn't like her birthday present.

Time to cancel the cable.

We now get the Oprah Channel.

How low class.

We're trying to drink vodka and Gatorade but only the wine glasses are clean.

• AND it's a tasting glass (geoffreyplant) [ Fri Dec 31 2010 5:20 PM ]
  

I guess I'll be holding it this week.

The cleaning lady put the toilet paper in upside-down.

• Also, (Greenley) [ Tue Dec 28 2010 3:48 PM ]
  
• Backwards TP (Jessica) [ Tue Dec 28 2010 4:52 PM ]
  
• And then there are those of us (aw0L) [ Tue Dec 28 2010 11:40 PM ]
  

I should just move.

The garbage was full.

Thank God we were wearing different colored hats.

We were wearing the same color jumpsuit.

• That's actually Mark Mothersbaugh (geoffreyplant) [ Fri Dec 24 2010 9:53 AM ]
  

Seriously guys, I gave you all my breadcrumbs!

I think these pigeons are fucking with me.

• They heard that you (RodStewartsLov​​er) [ Mon Dec 20 2010 2:07 PM ]
  
• I know that one! (Madmammajamma) [ Mon Dec 20 2010 3:54 PM ]
  

COME ON!!!!

There was snow on my car.

• LOL. (aw0L) [ Fri Dec 17 2010 3:14 PM ]
  
• That's not snow, (JJehosaphat) [ Fri Dec 17 2010 3:43 PM ]
  
• I thought (black) [ Fri Dec 17 2010 4:24 PM ]