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Bad News: Today Really Sucks!

NO, NO, NO! This CANNOT be happening!
NO, NO, NO! This CANNOT be happening!

The combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell nearest my house is closed for reconstruction.

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Today Really Sucked!

All my hopes, down the drain.
All my hopes, down the drain.

I had no excuse not to come to work today, my pipes are fine.

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Another Sucky Morning!

Six months of work, down the drain.
Six months of work, down the drain.

My wife didn't like her birthday present.

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What A Sucky Way To Start The New Year!

Time to cancel the cable.
Time to cancel the cable.

We now get the Oprah Channel.

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News Year's Eve: Already Sucking!

How low class.
How low class.

We're trying to drink vodka and Gatorade but only the wine glasses are clean.

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Today Really Sucks!

I guess I'll be holding it this week.
I guess I'll be holding it this week.

The cleaning lady put the toilet paper in upside-down.

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Christmas Sucked At My House!

I should just move.
I should just move.

The garbage was full.

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My Trip To The Grocery Store Really Sucked!

Thank God we were wearing different colored hats.
Thank God we were wearing different colored hats.

We were wearing the same color jumpsuit.

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I Hate To Admit It, But This Morning Really Sucked!

Seriously guys, I gave you all my breadcrumbs!
Seriously guys, I gave you all my breadcrumbs!

I think these pigeons are fucking with me.

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This Morning Sucked Hard!

COME ON!!!!
COME ON!!!!

There was snow on my car.

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