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Bad News: Today Really Sucks!

By Tom Nayder [ Wed Feb 23 2011 12:25 PM ]

The combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell nearest my house is closed for reconstruction.

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Today Really Sucked!

By Tom Nayder [ Thu Feb 3 2011 2:33 PM ]

I had no excuse not to come to work today, my pipes are fine.

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Another Sucky Morning!

By Tom Nayder [ Wed Jan 5 2011 11:21 AM ]

My wife didn't like her birthday present.

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What A Sucky Way To Start The New Year!

By Tom Nayder [ Mon Jan 3 2011 9:50 AM ]

We now get the Oprah Channel.

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News Year's Eve: Already Sucking!

By Tom Nayder [ Fri Dec 31 2010 11:12 AM ]

We're trying to drink vodka and Gatorade but only the wine glasses are clean.

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Today Really Sucks!

By Tom Nayder [ Tue Dec 28 2010 2:34 PM ]

The cleaning lady put the toilet paper in upside-down.

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Christmas Sucked At My House!

By Tom Nayder [ Mon Dec 27 2010 11:07 AM ]

The garbage was full.

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My Trip To The Grocery Store Really Sucked!

By Tom Nayder [ Thu Dec 23 2010 1:50 PM ]

We were wearing the same color jumpsuit.

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I Hate To Admit It, But This Morning Really Sucked!

By Tom Nayder [ Mon Dec 20 2010 1:26 PM ]

I think these pigeons are fucking with me.

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This Morning Sucked Hard!

By Tom Nayder [ Fri Dec 17 2010 12:07 PM ]

There was snow on my car.

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