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I Can't Put Into Words How Much Last Night Sucked!

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All my chips were crushed.


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IT'S OFFICIAL: Thursday is going to suck!

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7-11 is going to be closed.


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Lunch Today Sucked!

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This jackass parked too close.


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Today Could Not Suck Any Harder

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The cleaning lady didn't put a bag in my garbage can.


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What A Sucky Day

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My cup has a hole in it.


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Today Really Sucks

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The outlet cracked.


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Today Sucks

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The chair broke.


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Today Is Going To Suck

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I dropped an egg.


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