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I Can't Put Into Words How Much Last Night Sucked!

No nachos for you, chubbsy-wubbzy!
No nachos for you, chubbsy-wubbzy!

All my chips were crushed.

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IT'S OFFICIAL: Thursday is going to suck!

I now have NOTHING to be thankful for.
I now have NOTHING to be thankful for.

7-11 is going to be closed.

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Lunch Today Sucked!

Look at my fat shadow. How am I supposed to get tacos now?
Look at my fat shadow. How am I supposed to get tacos now?

This jackass parked too close.

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Today Could Not Suck Any Harder

Why God, why?
Why God, why?

The cleaning lady didn't put a bag in my garbage can.

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What A Sucky Day

I wish I was dead.
I wish I was dead.

My cup has a hole in it.

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Today Really Sucks

First you were installed upside down, now you are broken.
First you were installed upside down, now you are broken.

The outlet cracked.

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Today Sucks

I blame the Halloween candy.
I blame the Halloween candy.

The chair broke.

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Today Is Going To Suck

stupid egg can't do anything right.
stupid egg can't do anything right.

I dropped an egg.

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