Best of Burque’s worst band

I was willing to give this band a chance on pure kitsch value alone. Then I remembered kitsch requires a healthy dose of self-aware satire, rather than BC's self-indulgent myopia.

Couldn't bring myself to watch the third video, but the first two show a distinct fuzzy bear theme. In order to somehow justify Brokencyde's existence, I am now theorizing that they are espousing bestiality, given that no woman in her right mind, even drunk as a skunk, could possibly be attracted to them.

Furry animals beware!

is really when they stop screaming and you can understand the lyrics. So more screaming would be better.