Fitty Cent is bankrupt.
18 shoppers were taken hostage at a mall outside Paris.
David Letterman wishes he was back on the air just so he could make Trump jokes.
Here's how to ask for a raise.
The "F Word" was scrubbed from graffiti on an I-25 overpass, reducing the remaining phrase to "your problems." Here are some constructive ways to deal with "your problems."
A black lab in Pennsylvania had over 70 inanimate objects surgically removed from its stomach.
An Ohio woman pleads not guilty, claiming she didn't help her mother dump the body of her older sister.
The confederate flag “ended its 54-year presence” on South Carolina's statehouse grounds.
Six teens (all under 17 years old) have been arrested in connection with a local bartender's murder.
Operation Jade Helm, a controversial military training exercise that has spawned many government conspiracy theories, might come to New Mexico.
Albuquerque has been selected as one of the first 50 cities to participate in first lady Michelle Obama's “Let's Move! Outside” initiative.
Shoot, if I were a doctor, I wouldn't want to know that you are a vampire either. Just sayin'.
What does “privilege” look like?
France opens its first pesticide-caused death investigation.
Republicans are afraid Trump is ruining their image.
Review of Confederate symbols in the Capitol to commence.
Remember Bill Cosby’s “Pound Cake” speech?
Jimmy Carter and Jesus think gay marriage is just fine.
Greece has submitted its official bailout request.
Selfies with #KyivPolice are symbols of hope for an end to corruption.
Let it rain, let it rain!
Las Vegas, NM Head Start to get federal funding.
I put a spell on you.
back stories make all the difference.
right brain logic.
where the magic happens.
what do you mean all of my arguments are badly framed hypocrisies?
wake up and smell the ashes.
the rite of pluto.
Last night's storm set records for the Albuquerque area.
A man flew over Calgary sitting in a 20.00 lawn chair attached to helium-filled party balloons.
A Chinese company has added a "pregnancy" setting to its latest router.
Harry Shearer is not leaving The Simpsons after all!
An appeals court has resuscitated the Jemez Pueblo's claim on the Valle Caldera in the Jemez Mountains.
Because of Monday's Supreme Court decision, 10 Texas abortion clinics slated to close will remain open. For now.
"Legs really don't work": the Action Man series of battlefield casualties action figures.
One of the United States' last all-wood baseball stadiums burned to the ground in a dramatic 30 minute blaze yesterday.
Justin Bieber is changing his life thanks to a Pentecostal church in Australia.
A very large pig was rescued from a dead hoarder's home, thanks to the Detroit Police Department.
The debt crisis in Greece is screwing up the global economy.
Shortly after launch, a SpaceX rocket exploded.
A heat-packing pizza delivery driver shot an armed robber at a Duke City Domino's last night.
The bassist and cofounder of the band Yes has died at the age of 67.
A canine named "Quasi Modo" won the blue ribbon for World's Ugliest Dog.
Presidential candidate Donald Trump hasn't voted in 25 years.
There's no other news today other than
Major high five, Supreme Court!
Let's celebrate and take in this incredibly important moment in our history!
The Supreme Courts says Obamacare is here to stay for all.
Could you survive a plane crash and four days in a jungle?
Magic Mike is way better as written by 6-year-olds.
This is what a Muslim beauty pageant looks like.
Have you read any of the books on the #CharlestonSyllabus?
Jihadists are people with their own doubts and fears.
Because APS has so much money to spare, jackass vandal causes $16k in damage.
bro, you got goldfish in my resin, bro! you got resin in my goldfish!
from pulp to paint, the future melts.
I still hate flying.
i get it. the world sucks.
tiny giants made of tinier giants.
insert skynet reference here.
you dance like a windmill.
smart is simple
brevity truly is the soul of wit.
art is simply a projection.