alibi.com
Alibi Bucks

RSSRaw posts and updates from our writers with info too timely or uncategorizable for print. What, we said something stupid? Chime in, buddy.

news

The Daily Word in shark attacks, festival mishaps and space porn

By Constance Moss [ Mon Jun 15 2015 11:52 AM ]
The Daily Word

In the capital of Georgia, flooding killed a dozen people and freed zoo animals to run wild in the streets.

Two teens lost limbs in separate shark attacks on a North Carolina beach over the weekend.

Eating this Thai delicacy could give you liver cancer.

Here are some pointers for eating seafood.

You can finally have a conversation with your sex doll.

A man successfully got someone pregnant after a penis transplant.

Rachel Dolezal has resigned from her position at the NAACP. This could free her up to focus on her artwork.

You can be fired for being a stoner in Colorado even though it's legal.

The Belgian Privacy Commission is suing Facebook.

In local news, a Heights Summerfest attendee was struck by an drone.

The singer of Smash Mouth flipped out on a bread-throwing audience member in Fort Collins and threatened to "beat the fuck" out of him.

Porn in space is imminent.

news

The Daily Word in dehydration, pubic hair and a powerfully ugly sweater

By Constance Moss [ Fri Jun 12 2015 11:16 AM ]
The Daily Word

A popular Chinese actress is being sued over her intense stare.

Local car-dealing celebrity Bob Turner has died at the age of 83. No bull.

Check out these sexy photos of female scientists.

Spain's vague, new gag law is upsetting artists and musicians.

Wrestling superstar Dusty Rhodes has died at 69.

Most children and teens are mildly dehydrated.

The President of the Spokane NAACP is being accused of pretending to be black by her parents.

One ugly sweater has really harshed J Crew's mellow.

Men share their thoughts on women's pubic hair.

The world's oldest billionaire, David Rockefeller, turns 100 today!

news

The Daily Word in Sir Christopher Lee, barrel bombs and Einstein.

By Renee Chavez [ Thu Jun 11 2015 1:28 PM ]
The Daily Word

Do you have what it takes to escape the NM Escape Room?

Say goodbye to screen legend Sir Christopher Lee.

We are the child, you are the barrel.”

Why you shouldn’t try to have sex with a horse...because you need more reasons not to.

One Last Ride for dead Texas motorcycle gangmember.

Male artist draws feminine products he’s never seen, proving that women’s “stuff” is still a mystery.

Top Chinese security chief gets life term for corruption.

27 Einstein Letters are going on the auctioning block.

ABQ Office of Inspector General officially says TASER contracts were shady.

news

The Daily Word: in Harmonious Pizza

By Robert Maestas [ Wed Jun 10 2015 11:41 AM ]
The Daily Word

honey, can you print me a pizza?

the wheels on the bus...are powered by WHAT?

the universe, or something like it

algorithmic nostaligia machine

pick a belief, any belief

the ancient wisdom of information technology

history as a two way mirror

the world as chorus, in harmony’s tune

you probably shouldn’t litter

news

The Daily Word in "moist"

Thats right. I said "moist"

By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Jun 9 2015 11:49 AM ]
The Daily Word

A controversial Baptist BCSO undersheriff has resigned.

There's still no effective measure of marijuana intoxication.

Heads rolled at the Bernco Water Utility after a February sewage spill into the Rio Grande.

We now know why people don't like the word "moist".

Here's a VICE story on the prison from which two prisoners escaped Shawshank Redemption style.

One of the escaped prisoners is well endowed.

Some nuns were trapped in an elevator for three days.

The lost Lester Bangs country album is found!

Manson prosecutor and writer Vincent Bugliosi died.

news

The Daily Word in naked tourists, aluminum foil and a pool party fiasco

By Constance Moss [ Mon Jun 8 2015 11:53 AM ]
The Daily Word

According to the Malaysian government, an earthquake was caused by naked tourists.

There are no health benefits to eating placenta.

Volcanoes are what killed the dinosaurs.

At a music festival in Germany, a lightning strike sent 33 people to the hospital.

Our favorite fast food chains feature some peculiar menu items in other parts of the world.

A police officer flipped out on some bikini clad teenagers at a pool party in Texas.

People in indigenous tribes don't have back problems.

This photographer captures the human side of pets.

In Florida, a man wrapped his house in tinfoil.

Boz Scaggs turns 71 today!

news

The Daily Word in donuts, rabies and the Italian mob

By Constance Moss [ Fri Jun 5 2015 12:41 PM ]
The Daily Word

A Texas resident was the first person to have a partial skull and scalp transplant.

This man sang and played guitar during his brain surgery.

Happy Donut Day! Here are a few creative ways to show your love for donuts.

Smoking reefer could actually improve your mental health.

In local news, a Walmart shopper on Coors unknowingly gave a rabid bat-hitchhiker a lift on her motorized wheelchair.

A man broke into a home in Hobbs, baked himself a potato, and did some yard work.

A 91-year-old man backed into a garage door for kicks.

Technology is shortening your life.

Several dozen politicians and mobsters were arrested in Rome yesterday as the Mayor cracks down on organized crime.

Two years after he blew the whistle on the NSA, Edward Snowden is seeing the fruits of his efforts.

news

The Daily Word in tiny frogs, fossil fuels and Mickey Rourke’s new face

By Constance Moss [ Thu Jun 4 2015 12:20 PM ]
The Daily Word

Some very tiny frogs were discovered.

The fossil fuel industry's new campaign to mislead the public may be bordering on racketeering.

Facebook won't leave this Taos man alone, prompting him to sue the company.

ISIS has cut off the water supply to loyalist Iraqi towns.

Check out Mickey Rourke's newest face.

Ice Cube and Dr. Dre are also under attack in Suge Knight’s murder trial.

A shifting gravitational field is causing Pluto's moons to wobble chaotically.

Stephen Hawking is open to assisted suicide.

Ever wondered where the various " Keep Calm" slogans originated from?

Sexpert Dr. Ruth Westheimer turns 87 today!

news

The Daily Word: The Great Disconnect or the Virtue of Dullness (hint: there is none)

By Robert Maestas [ Wed Jun 3 2015 11:22 AM ]
The Daily Word

jesus, not another blog post about robots.

photography kills

can you spot the differences?

in soviet russia, mountain hikes you

dullness does not cost money, but it ain’t free

an answer you’ve always wanted

time is a flat...two dimensional illustration?

humm mmmmmmm

news

The Daily Word in East Mountains Google drones, a big loss for Big Tobacco and commercials on Netflix

By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Jun 2 2015 11:49 AM ]
The Daily Word

Super creepy APD action results in yet another payout by the city over excessive force.

Despite a crash involving one of it's large drones, Google continues research and development in the East Mountains area.

APD's SWAT team responded to a domestic violence situation that seems less than SWAT-worthy.

Think the NSA is scary? Meet the NSAC.

Nearly half of Americans can't handle an unexpected expense of 400.00 or more.

Say it ain't so, Netflix!

Learn what is going to (temporarily) change about the Patriot Act.

Confirmation that the TSA exists solely to make air travel a pain in the ass and does not make things safer.

Big Tobacco lost big in Canada today.

View desktop version