The Daily Word 1.21.08
The Germans don’t like their new smoking ban because it reminds them of the Nazis.
The Germans don’t like Tom Cruise because he reminds them of the Nazis.
Thanks to Geoffrey Anjou for those two news tips.
I have scabies. Not really!
If you ever thought it would be fun to just park your car in the McDonald’s drive-thru, think again.
Seawater can cure the common cold for children whose mothers didn’t drink too much coffee.
Researchers say everyone lies. Speak for yourselves, lying researchers.
Keifer Sutherland is out of jail; America forgot he was even in jail.
Osama bin Laden has a son.
Crazy chainsaw killer strikes homeless shelter.
The Sierra Club wants a “couch potato” tax. That’s because they know what’s right for everyone so everyone should have to do what they say.
The Frontier isn’t going to stay open all night anymore.
Why didn’t I buy that barnacle encrusted hunk of copper at the flea market?
SuperSonic Cheeseburger makes the list of most delicious burgers.
It’s Billy Ocean’s birthday. Get out of my dreams, get into my car.