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The Daily Word 2.4.08

The Daily Word

The Giants beat the Patriots in the Superbowl 17 to 14. It was a close game. I ate chicken wings, grocery store sushi and green chile stew.

You can watch all the Superbowl TV commercials here.

The Albuquerque Tribune purchase seems to have fallen through.

New Research Mouse Vulnerable to Cold Virus.

Gas Station Robot.

Maria Shriver endorses Obama. She’s married to Arnold Schwarzenegger, governor of California and popular motion picture star who has already endorsed McCain. Care.

Middle School Bans Intentional Farting. It’s still ok to crap your pants, though.

Abercrombie and Fitch is Obscene.

Man Squished by Mardi Gras Float.

Mars Volta has trouble with a Ouija Board.

Smiley Face on Mars.

Guy in Santa Fe dies trying to fix a water meter. What a crappy way to go.

Make up your own news story using the following words: urine and baby shampoo.

My wife described this morning’s snow as looking like “Dots Ice Cream of the Future.” There should be more Dots on the way.