The Daily Word 8.22.08

The Daily Word

A Monkey In A Train Station.

Coquille Indians To Recognize Same Sex Marriages.

NASA Destroys Rocket.

A Standing Corpse Attends His Own Wake.

Elf Ears Are Totally Possible And Would Look Hot On You.

A Mean Obituary For A Bitch

Antibody From 1918 Flu Pandemic Offers Hope

Are Aliens Dead People?

Albuquerque Bus Stop Rapist.

NM Runaway Held Captive By AZ Man.

More Salmonella at Diego’s Cafe in Santa Fe.

It’s Tori Amos’ birthday. Here she is covering “ Enjoy the Silence.” Yeah, she kind of bugs.

Thanks to Geoffrey Anjou and Robert Masterson for many of these fine news stories.