The Daily Word 09.08.08

The Daily Word

Read about the Dim Mak Touchless Knockout.

A woman grew a six foot zucchini. And she’s going to, like, cook something with it.

The aliens are coming on October 14 in a “hugh spaceship.” Schocking.

The French charge the Church of Scientology with fraud.

Did we kill a bunch of civilians in Afghanistan last month?

O.J. Simpson’s trial begins for all of that weirdness in Las Vegas last year.

Lending and mortgage rates may loosen up resulting from the Feds bailing out Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.

Chris Marino and his dad tread water for 15 hours before rescue.

A fish broke a kid’s jaw.

A yeti was spotted in the North Valley.

A double shooting. Also a road-rage shooting.

Are people torturing javalinas?

13 tons of Stouffer’s frozen pizza were stolen. Yum.

It’s Aimee Mann’s birthday. Here she is singing “ Just What You Are.”