The Daily Word 01.23.11: Jack LaLanne died, Domodedovo bombing and Oprah’s secret sister.

Jack LaLanne died at 96.

Wizard Magazine is shutting down.

A suicide bombing ripped apart Russia’s Domodedovo airport.

Lucky the biting monkey escaped.

Two died in a deadly Wal-Mart shooting.

Try the new line of marijuana soft drinks.

How do magnets work?

“Damn light effects” photo caused a stir last week.

Keanu says they’re going to make Matrix 4 and 5 sequels.

A learned professor thinks Gomez shouldn’t sleep in the bed with me. Other professors discuss dinosaurs in the Bible.

A man shot a chupacabra, kind of.

Oprah has a secret sister and I don’t care, don’t care, don’t care.

Italian scientists claim to have cold fusion figured out.

Giant crawdads were discovered in Tennessee.

Renaldo Hernandez was gunned down in a fit of jealous rage.

A six-year-old boy got to meet Darren White after saving his mother’s life.

Happy birthday Neil Diamond.