Adam Fox [ Tue Apr 19 2011 10:53 AM ]

This interview between President Obama and a Texas reporter got rather heated.

For the only positive news I’ve heard about the environment in eons, greenhouse gases drop to a 15-year low.

Apparently, penile length can be increased.

Take that, recession! McDonald’s plans to hire 50,000 people today.

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer vetoed the ridiculous “birther bill.”

This man lived in a Mall of America window display for an entire month.

A deadly tornado is caught on video in Colerain, N.C.

A group of estranged fans is raising funds to send M. Night Shyamalan back to film school.

A torched vehicle and two charred bodies are found in Cibola National Forest near Grants.

That artificial beef lawsuit against Taco Bell has been dropped.

Albuquerque plans to start regulating all of those private car-booting companies.

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- Novalist
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Really? [ Tue Apr 19 2011 1:16 PM ]

The 'ridiculous' 'Birther Bill'? Why should a PRESIDENT not be required to prove his citizenship? The idea is just insane. Apparently, the Alibi is just as pro-Obama as every hippie asshole in Albuquerque. How blind this city has become is pissing me off.
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You can't fool me, robot [ Tue Apr 19 2011 2:09 PM ]

Why should a PRESIDENT not be required to prove his citizenship?
Presidential candidates ALREADY ARE required to be natural-born citizens.
They just don't have to prove it to the state of Arizona by submitting circumcision records.
They also don't have to prove they're not from a mirror earth on the far side of the sun or that they're not vampires.
Other birthers might like to see the HIGH RESOLUTION IMAGES of the goddamn birth certificate right here. Of course, who's to say they're not fakes? For that matter, who's to say you're not all robots and I'm the only real human in the world? Aha! I fucking knew it!
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The Alibi? Pro-Obama? [ Tue Apr 19 2011 2:13 PM ]

I had no idea. I thought it was the official periodical of the Tea Party movement? VW bus drivin', liberal hate spewin', baby-eatin' assholes! Hmph!
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TopCat suggests [ Tue Apr 19 2011 9:52 PM ]

...every birther try some penile lengthening exercises.
Maybe then you'll be satisfied.
(TopCat realizes this assumes you're all men.)
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Only presidents that are not completely white [ Tue Apr 19 2011 10:38 PM ]

have to prove their citizenship.
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Is he? [ Wed Apr 20 2011 9:54 PM ]

Karl Rove was on Fox TV tonight and he knows two former President Obama's classmates from Highschool and University whom vouch for his presence there. Mr. Rove thinks the birther bit is nonsense. He also cited the Honolulu newspapers' recording of the President's birth on the date in question.
I'm all about Tea, and the most of us aren't birthers either.
Regards
Mike

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