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The Daily Word in bile-harvesting bear farms, Mike Vick’s shiny new contract, and impalement by pruning shears

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Oh, damn. Israel sends two warships to the Egyptian border after rumors of a possible attack.

I don’t know how you impale yourself with pruning shears, but it can’t be pleasant.

Social networking helps balloon this Colorado State University megaparty to nearly 4,000 people.

CBS takes full opportunity of the obvious joke, but TSA agents find exotic snakes in a passenger’s pants.

Climate change also makes people, not just the weather, substantially more batshit crazy.

Chinese doctors call for bile-harvesting bear farms to be closed. Wow.

One of New Mexico’s finest is caught on camera having sex with a woman on the hood of a car.

The damage caused by Hurricane Irene, in incredible pictures.

The hurricane caused 38 deaths and left 3.3 million people without power.

Former dog fighter and current NFL QB Michael Vick gets a $100 million contract from the Philadelphia Eagles.

It’s funny when the frontman of Maroon 5 lashes out against MTV for not being about “music.”

A Big-style fortune teller is found in a Montana restaurant.

Obama’s uncle Onyango Obama is stopped on suspicion of drunk driving, then tells police he wants to dial the White House.

Public Comments (1)
  • Sick Vick  [ Tue Aug 30 2011 8:01 PM ]

    Vick is among the worst to walk the planet in the history of mankind. The abject cruelty of his actions is impossible for me to comprehend. Sure, I love dogs; most people do. I don't have some weird obsession with certain crimes and I'm not out of the mainstream on this issue. I hate Vick for his behavior. I hate people who will defend him too.

    When he killed his under-achievers, he wasn't content to swiftly put a bullet in their head. He certainly didn't take them to a veterinarian to put them down humanely. He chose to hang them, drown them, electrocute them and beat them to death. He placed cringing dogs into rings with larger dogs on steroids. Many of those victims had their genitals torn from their bodies by powerful pit-bull jaws before they were inhumanely disposed of by Vick or his posse; cretins and miscreants. Other dogs in the "Bad Newz kennels" heard the shrieks and smelled the blood and fear of the dogs fighting before them. They also heard the laughter from Vick and his minions or perhaps, the angry yelling and epithets if his dog lost him some of his precious money.

    During interviews, I see a disturbing lack of humanity in his eye sockets. All I see is pure and intrinsic evil. Satan stands there and has redeemed himself to the basest of humans and now he has an enormous contract, power and wealth.

    I promise to donate all the funds in my bank account in the name of the NFL'er who breaks Vick's leg this year, to the Animal Humane Association of New Mexico.

    Regards

    Mike

 
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