The Daily Word in penis-infiltrating eels, Listeria outbreaks, and Amelia Earhart’s goggles

A U.S. embassy in Kabul, Afghanistan is under attack.

A man sneaks a stun gun past security during the Dallas Cowboys and New York Jets football game.

A man inadvertently makes a bomb threat on a train after having a Final Destination-style dream.

An eel is removed from a man’s bladder. This was after it entered through the penis. Cringe.

An obese man sues White Castle because he can’t fit into the seats.

Check out the ultra-Orthodox Jewish version of Facebook, FaceGlat.

A Listeria outbreak that claimed three lives in New Mexico may be coming from cantaloupe.

Horses wearing the numbers 9, 1, and 1 win the first three races at Belmont on 9/11.

Amelia Earhart’s iconic goggles are sold for more than $17,000 at an auction.

The top 10 best video game cheat codes are a blast from the glorious past.

Reasons why you shouldn’t be friends with your mother on Facebook.

Happy 15th Anniversary, Tupac!