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The Daily Word in violent soda, MC Hammer’s search engine, a swarm of fleeing Elvis

Former Libyan dictator Moammar Gadhafi is buried in a secret location.

Michael Moore says Obama’s first presidential term is a disappointment.

60 Elvis impersonators fleeing from a fire sounds like the punchline to a joke, but it’s not.

GOP candidates Newt Gingrich and Herman Cain set to square off, Lincoln-Douglas style.

The more soda teenagers drink, the more violent they become. What?

A 14-year-old girl is assaulted at Occupy Dallas, while the Occupy Maine camp is attacked with a chemical bomb.

You, too, can pay up to $16,000 for John Lennon’s tooth.

Should young boys get vaccinated against human papilloma virus?

MC Hammer launches a search engine he hopes will top Google and Bing.

St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony LaRussa screws up the bullpen, costing the Cards a World Series win.

The Pornotopia Adult Film Festival is canceled for the second consecutive year.

Take a look at this sweet Tim Burtonized Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon.

This Ohio dentist will buy back your Halloween candy, up to $1 per pound.