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The Daily Word

Rick Perry drops out, endorses Gingrich.

APS superintendent says Gov. Martinez’ plan would misuse education funds.

Some numbers on yesterday’s web blackouts.

Police say man was drunk when he was “hogtied” in a convenience store parking lot after pulling off interstate.

Report counts 200 more homeless people in N.M. than last year.

Marky Mark says he would have been a hero had he been on one of the 9/11 planes. We’d all be heroes if we quit using petroleum (2:18 in). Maybe he really does talk to animals.

Meeting at 3 p.m. today at the Convention Center over proposed Westside Walmart.

Police say a 10-year-old stabbed his friend to death.

England spies on Russia with a fake rock.

T.O. signs with Indoor Football League. Getcha Popcorn Ready.

Holy shit, that’s a lot of bamboo.

The Giants playing a great game had nothing to do with the Packers losing. Real reason: This crying girl put sparkles on her nails and didn’t wear her Aaron Rodgers jersey.

Public Comments (7)
  • Let's get this started, everyone  [ Thu Jan 19 2012 11:31 AM ]

    I would have been a hero, had I been an antiaircraft gunner at Pearl Harbor. There would have been a lot of blood, and then me saying, "Ok, now we're gonna go sink the Japanese navy, don't worry."

  • Nobody was inspired?  [ Fri Jan 20 2012 9:09 AM ]

    I would have been a hero, had I interviewed Mark Wahlberg. There would have been a lot of blood, and then me saying, "Ok, now we're gonna find the choicest quote to make fun of, don't worry."

  • I would have been a hero  [ Fri Jan 20 2012 2:27 PM ]

    when they didn't get off the island. There would have been a lot of blood, and then me saying, "Ok, now Gilligan's not going to screw things up anymore."

  • Gingrich blames the media for his sordid past?  [ Fri Jan 20 2012 4:24 PM ]

    You know Newt, maybe if you didn't have such a disgusting record with wives, you wouldn't be called on the carpet about it. The media is finally doing their job, exposing some of the crap that people like you want to keep hidden. If they had done their job like this a decade ago, maybe your hero George W Bush wouldn't have sweet-talked the American public into the Iraq war with all the lies that went unchecked.

  • I would have been a hero  [ Tue Jan 24 2012 10:16 AM ]

    had I been there when Beyonce and Jay-Z's baby 'Blue Ivy' was born. There would have been a lot of blood, and then me saying, "Ok, now we're going to enjoy the adorable adventures of little 'Sarah' for the rest of our lives."

  • I would have been a hero  [ Tue Jan 24 2012 12:57 PM ]

    had I crashed a plane into Mark Wahlberg.

  • I would have been a hero  [ Wed Jan 25 2012 10:23 AM ]

    had I auditioned to play Conan the Barbarian. There would have been a lot of blood, and then me saying, "Ok, I'm ready to govern."

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