The Daily Word in mini chameleons, Chris Brown, Biden in Burque

Virginia Legislature passes a bill that would have women seeking an abortion forcibly penetrated for an ultrasound.

Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist dies while on assignment in Syria.

$3 million given to ex-inmates after N.M. prison guard convicted of rape.

“Shit Burqueños Say” getting some backlash.

Gary Carter was a Hall of Fame catcher and a key in the Mets’ improbably ’86 Series comeback. He died yesterday of brain cancer.

Joe Biden was in Nob Hill yesterday.

Species of chameleons the size of a match tip found in Madagascar.

Plane flying in California gets grounded for flying too close to President Obama’s helicopter. Turns out the plane was carrying a cargo of weed.

Florida woman finds burglar sleeping in a closet after she gets out of the shower.

$25,000 worth of Tide detergent stolen from St. Paul supermarket.

Apparently Rick Santorum’s ad people are oblivious to Dan Savage.

Woman-beating piece of shit tells people to “FUCK OFF” because he won a Grammy.

Coolest ’90s slam-dunk video ever prompts the question: Is that a young Brian Scalabrine?