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NYC has a new cold weather cockroach.

The Japanese have invented the world’s thinnest condom.

Funny band names of 2013.

You write like a girl.

Enjoy Rebecca Black’s new song “Saturday.”

Get ready for Facebook’s new Sympathize Button.

What happened to the lost colony of Roanoke?

Read Kristen Wiig’s Mad Libs profile.

Travel through time with 50 years of toys.

Enjoy the latest batch of awkward family photos.

There was another APD shooting last night, and an unrelated SWAT standoff.

There were over 35 car crashes in Albuquerque yesterday.

Happy birthday Michael Dorn.

Public Comments (5)
  • Durectur: Ve-a sev plootuneeoom frum Fookoosheema oooot in Noo Mexeecu desert  [ Mon Dec 9 2013 3:06 PM ]

    Hey, yuoo ELIBI vreeters deserfe-a tu knoo thet sumebudy

    is reedeeng, und sumebudy ceres.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Zee Les Crooces Soon-Noos is ectooelly dereeng, leeke-a

    buld metedures mooy brefus, dereeng buldly

    tu repurt sume-a feetel, leeffe-a-und-deet Trooe-a Inffu

    ebuoot vhet ves elreedy knoon ebuoot redeeuectife-a felluoot

    upun yuoor beooteeffool Noo Mexeeqooenu bembeenus.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Thunk Yuoo, Petersee.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Yuoor vreetings ineble-a fulks tu leern theengs.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Zeese-a ELIBI furooms shuoold hefe-a hoondreds ooff ieger

    perteecipunts juoosteeng in cloottered deescoossiuns.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Vhy Nut?

    Bork Bork Bork!

    :( cumment streeng frum inenoos.cum, tudey...)

    :unne-a

    December 9, 2013 et 11:51 em Lug in tu Reply

    Zee IPA clused zee muneeturs reedeeng redeeeshun in Denfer effter zee speeke-a in Denfer thet vent ooffff zee chert et 1000 cpm Gruss Beta Cuoont Rete-a oon Dec. 5 oor 6.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    ;[link]

    ;

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    HuTeters

    December 9, 2013 et 11:56 em Lug in tu Reply

    Unne-a, zeey hefe-a beee dueeng thet in Celeeffurnia, tuu,

    fur a lung teeme-a. Must nutebly Fresnu und Bekersffeeeld.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Boot it seems vhenefer zee Beta cuoonts get tuu heegh,

    oor zee gemma trend is sherply upverd, zee deta

    "fletleenes" oor joost isn't zeere-a fur sume-a pereeud ooff teeme-a.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Thunks fur breenging thees tu oooor cullecteefe-a ettenshun.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    ;

    ;

    Cresh2Perteees

    December 9, 2013 et 12:01 pm Lug in tu Reply

    Teke-a a luuk et zee pege-a fur Celeeffurnia. Scrull doon,

    ceety by ceety und vetch ispeceeelly zee gruss Beta.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Ebuoot helff ooff zee steshuns seemply stupped repurteeng

    et sume-a pueent in zee lest foo munths. Ixcept Fresnu,

    vheech is crezy scery. Ooferell, it elmust mekes it luuk

    es iff nu oone-a et zee IPA reelly ceres ebuoot zee integreety

    ooff zeeur deta.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    ;

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    oovn_qooeleety

    December 9, 2013 et 1:05 pm Lug in tu Reply

    Interesteeng. I ves seeeeng lefels in Leedfeelle-a thet

    vere-a 50% heegher thun "nurmel" beckgruoond

    ooff 0.016 mR/hr. Zeey vere-a eferegeeng ebuoot

    0.024 mR/hr oon Freedey, Dec 6t. I felt veek und

    fery tured ell veekend. I ectooelly fell esleep (mure-a

    leeke-a pessed oooot) in my cer vhee I ves getteeng

    reedy tu skee oon Soondey murneeng effter I drupped

    my sun ooffff et skee schuul. It ves 5 degrees oooot

    und I vuke-a up freezeeng effter ebuoot un huoor. I

    feenelly deed get oooot oon zee slupes, boot I ves reelly

    veek! I met my sun fur loonch und hees instrooctur

    seeed thet he-a ves nut dueeng vell. He-a tuld me-a thet

    he-a felt reelly veek und kept felleeng doon. In zee

    effternuun ve-a but felt a lut better. Thees murneeng

    but ooff my keeds ere-a a mess. My sun cuoold berely

    get oooot ooff bed und ves in teers vhee he-a lefft fur

    schuul und I my 3yu hes beee sleepeeng ell murneeng.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    ;

    ;

    Thunk Yuoo Mr. Petersee

    I HOPE ell yuoo ELIBI steffffers und cummooneety geeen

    sume-a understundeeng noo.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Zee UNM Noocleer prugrem is cummeetted tu a pet

    ooff Felsehuud.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Zee inture-a meelitery-indoostry moorder mecheene-a,

    here-a et Kurtlund, und Vheete-a Sunds, und Sundeea Lebs,

    und Lus Elemus, und Noo Mexeecu Tech, und mure-a,

    ere-a ell cummeetted tu a sooeecidel prugrem ooff Leees

    upun cufer-ups, upun Felse-a-Fleg "terrur" ettecks

    blemed oon zee innucent.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Yuoor keeds ere-a dyeeng, noo, ooff zee felluoot.

    I knoo a Mereene-a here-a in EBQ.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    He-a gut a neece-a Bunoos vhee he-a re-a-upped fur hees

    secund fuoor-yeer heetch.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Hees Teeme-a in zee Mereenes ves spent Gooerdeeng

    Nefel Nooke-a Veepuns. Vhee he-a lefft effter 8 yeers,

    he-a ves velcumed intu zee leeffe-a-lung, nu-hupe-a,

    Deed Thyrueed Cloob. He-a moost hefe-a Tutel Thyrueed

    replecement, Hurmunel zeerepy medeeceshun

    ifery dey fur zee rest ooff hees leeffe-a. Und noo,

    funs, fur zee foon meend-messeen' fects.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Thyrueed replecement hes mustly cume-a frum Bufeene-a,

    es in coo, thyrueed suoorces.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Reedy, ELIBI foon fects funs? VHERE du COVS iet?

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Thet's reeght! a lutta GRESS! Oooot in zee Oopee.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Zee Gress thet hes beee receeefing BeegTime-a FellOoot

    seence-a 3 deys effter 3/11/11, und nu let-up,

    nu decleene-a, oonly zee meundereengs ooff zee jet-streem

    und veezeer petterns tu sheefft zee cuoorse-a ooff

    felluoot deestribooshun. Yey! Ve-a ere-a hefeeng un ierly

    snoo-skee seesun! Yey! Snoo reteeens zee felluoot

    fur ifee better ixpusoore-a fur zee hoomuns! Skee Teus!

    Bork Bork Bork!

    My Mereene-a freeend, und ELL bufeene-a thyrueed tekers

    veell be-a getteeng cuncentreted redeeuectife-a pueesun.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Zee Vurld ooff Leees, Lyeeng Leeers, und Moordereeng

    creeminels in Heegh Oothureety Puseeshuns is Upun Us.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    :

    :

    Pheel Sheeffffley

    December 9, 2013 et 12:36 pm Lug in tu Reply

    Thet trefel teeme-a ooff 3 deys frum Jepun tu Vest

    Cuest/Ruckeees fur fereeuoos speekes in reedeengs

    seems tu be-a zee eferege-a repeeted veet iech Fookoo

    inceedent. It pretty mooch tekes a 3-4 dey veendoo

    fur it tu reech us here-a ebuoot 250 meeles inlund

    frum zee iest cuest.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Joost thees veekend I nuteeced oooor usooelly bleckeesh

    red creusute-a steeened telephune-a pules hefe-a ell

    bleeched vheete-a. Yuoo cun see-a a beet ooff zeeur furmer

    deep culur et zee bese-a ooff zee pules. I dun't

    remember vhee thet heppened oor iff it heppened

    ell ooff a sooddee recently boot I tuuk nute-a ooff it thees

    veekend vhee I nuteeced a feellege-a bluck vhere-a

    oone-a type-a ooff tree-a ell elung zee seede-a ooff zee rued

    hes its berk peeleeng ooffff und zee tree-a bleeched

    vheete-a. I knoo ell thuse-a trees vere-a heelthy, loosh

    und fooll ooff leefes thees soommer. Vhee I pueented

    it oooot tu my hoosbund (yeeh, Pheel's a gurl) vhu ves

    dreefing I gut tu luuk et zee oozeer seede-a ooff zee rued

    und sev oone-a furmerly megneefficent tree-a thet I

    knoo es ooff joost a foo munths egu ves feene-a.

    It oonly eppeers tu be-a a seengle-a type-a boot zee speed

    veet vheech thet berk is cumeeng ooffff und bleecheeng

    hes me-a spuuked.

  • It looks like ...  [ Mon Dec 9 2013 5:10 PM ]

    Sad Baby Wolf is the only Albuquerque band on the funny band name list. There are SO many funny band names here.

  • Petersee! a recycled puem fur yuoo tu shere-a veet yuoor veeffe  [ Tue Dec 10 2013 6:52 PM ]

    Nuteece-a zee dete-a, a vhule-a yeer egu,

    sume-a ooff us hefe-a ierned oooor Veesdum, Mr. Petersee.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    ;

    ;Elpha, Beta, Gemma- Dun' Try ta tell yer Gremma.

    A gooy moost beete-a hees leep

    zee Lesbeeuns roole-a zee Treep

    und knooledge-a eeent vurt a Foock.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    It's "heppy Leeffe-a? heppy Veeffe-a!"

    su joost shoot up.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    She-a cun't stund tu heer it

    becoose-a zee fect is Su

    Vumee ectooelly Dun't Knoo Sheet, yuoo knoo.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Zee keeds ere-a dyeeng pueesuned

    boot she-a dun't see-a it yet

    su joost gu elung veet zee prugrem, veurdu!

    Bork Bork Bork!

    It's Heppy Leeffe-a? Heppy Veeffe-a!

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Su joost shoot up, und fulloo yuoor TF Leeders.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Vheech ere-a vurse-a?

    Bork Bork Bork!

    zee Fegs, oor zee Breeders?

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Meme's Buy "Mee-a-Hues" steeck it in da Hule-a

    Joost gu elung und indoolge-a yuoor Pule-a.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Feels Guud, meybe-a

    fur a leettle-a vheele-a.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Suun yuoo'll knoo yuoor Keeds

    veell be-a throon oon zee Etumeec Peele-a.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Heppy Veeffe-a? Heppy Leeffe-a?

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Neeezeer oone-a Oobteeens.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Yuoo shuoold hefe-a Kept It In yuoor Punts,

    Yuoo Foockeeng sheet-fur-Breeens!

    Bork Bork Bork!

    QOoOTE | DELETE

    ------------------------------

    Mr​. Petersee,

    deed yuoo deeg my leettle-a puem?

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Dun't yuoo theenk it eppleees

    tu muny doodes und gels yuoo knoo?

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Meybe-a yuoor oovn Cese-a, ifee?

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Und du yuoo get vhet thees meuns? Vhet thees

    Hersh Troot ooff oooor Suceeety purtends fur us?

    Bork Bork Bork!

    IGNORENT, doombess ixcooses fur femeelies,

    keeds veet nu chunce-a fur soorfeefel.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Yuoo theenk yuoo're-a beeeng clefer veet yuoor

    ideeting?

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Yuoo feeel tu POSIT ifee oone-a intelleegent thuooght.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    "Petersee"....

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Surry, I cume-a frum Reel Nurdeec Peeuneers,

    yuoo shuoold be-a eshemed ooff cheeldish behefeeurs.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Zee Felluoot is REEL!

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Yuoo Shuoold Hefe-a Kept IT in Yuoor Punts...

  • RE mock Swedish  [ Tue Dec 10 2013 11:47 PM ]

    Posts should be on-topic, civil and coherent. Violators may see their posts mysteriously transmogrified into mock Swedish. Thanks!

  • Es Redeeuectife-a​ felluoot, und reel meends ixpress zeemselfes, Semuntha prufes IT  [ Wed Dec 11 2013 2:36 AM ]

    Voo,

    Dues unybudy hefe-a a breeen et zee Elbooqooerqooe-a Eleebi?

    Bork Bork Bork!

    I prufeeded REEL Juoorneleestic repurteeng tu yuoo,

    ebuoot reel fects,

    und yuoor muck Svedeesh, ledy, joost prufes hoo deeply,

    cumpletely meendless yuoo ere-a.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Zee Fects ere-a Reel, Semuntha,

    und nut oone-a ooff yuoor Femele-a Freeends, Releteefes, Cu-vurkers,

    nune-a ooff yuoor gurlffreeends, Nut a Oone-a, hes presented

    oone-a shred ooff inffurmeshun ebuoot oooor REEL creesis.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Zee idea thet sume-a "Semuntha" cherecter cun seemply

    veepe-a-oooot intelleegent cuntreebooshuns, mekes zee ELIBI a meesly

    gey-ooreeented PROOF ooff stoopeedity, a PROOF thet zee gey

    lesbeeun Femeenist hes nut Oone-a Teeny Idea ooff ifee VHET

    zee TOPIC IS!

    CIFIL und COHERENT? REED My Vreetings, ignuremoos.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Yuoo und iferyune-a yuoo mey cere-a ebuoot is dyeeng suun,

    thunks tu CENSORS leeke-a YOOo!

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Gut it "Semuntha"?? YOOo CENSORING Intelleegent INFO!

    Bork Bork Bork!

    ...und yuoo Freekeeng cunseeder yuoorselff

    Idooceted inuoogh tu ifee ooffffer oone-a Cumment ebuoot zee TOPIC?

    Bork Bork Bork!

    NO! Yuoo geefe-a Nut Oone-a Drup ooff Intelleegence-a.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Yuoo ere-a zee PROOF ooff zee ind ooff Lesbeeunism, nut receeefing uny mure-a

    glury nur hunur fur yuoor breeenless ecshuns.

    Bork Bork Bork!

    Gut it ELIBI? A persun Incepeble-a ooff cuntreebooting oone-a feleed

    sentence-a, Semuntha, shell be-a zee OoFERMIND, she-a hefeeng

    nut zee sleeghtest idea thet a Genooeene-a Geneeoos hes spukee here-a.

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