The Daily Word In Putin, Panties And Pickpockets.

Carl Petersen
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James Garner died. I guess we knew that was coming.

Putin warns the West. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hundreds of
panties were stolen. Next, I’m stealing gum.

Learn the secret origins of
Silly Putty.

I wish I could sleep in a
cool bedroom.

I think my phone is infected with
electricity-eating bacteria.

Pickpockets are a dying breed.

I shall never
RickRoll you again.

The
new Star Wars movie will open with a severed hand.

The Danes have a
gene that makes them happy, and that makes them feel sad.

Albuquerque
teenagers killed homeless people to be mean.

APD’s predictive analysis targets property crimes, hot babes.

Happy birthday,
Ernest Hemingway.

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