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The Daily Word in a Lotaburger makeover, yet another insane-sounding Trump speech and some '70s entertainment

By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Apr 12 2016 1:14 PM ]
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Lotaburger will be getting makeovers. Bye bye squinty Uncle Sam guy.

If you follow proper procedure, yes, you can keep that 200 pound mountain lion roadkill you found beside the highway.

"South Valley torture chamber".

How the artwork behind politicians giving speeches or interviews is intended to influence our perception of that politician.

At about 51 minutes into this recent speech, Trump starts using the word "win" A LOT.

UN drug policy has remained pretty much unchanged since 1961.

Does carrying a firearm make you safer? Probably not, but it dramatically changes your perception of the world around you.

Safety Woman educational film from the '70s will make your day. Or maybe you're more of an Osmonds-covering-Steely Dan kinda person.

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The Daily Word in New Mexico water, Facebook and Donald Trump’s kids

By Desiree Garcia [ Mon Apr 11 2016 2:55 PM ]
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What’s in your water, New Mexico?

When your dad is a Presidential Candidate and you ironically forget to register to vote for the primaries.

Reasons why Facebook will probably never die out like Myspace. #RIPMyspace

Hogwarts meets The Breakfast Club.

This California Starbucks shear didn’t expect this visitor to drop in.

Hide your buns, hide your patties, hide your condiments because the Hamburglar is on the loose.

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The Daily Word in Alcoholocaust, Area 51 and APD

By Taylor Grabowsky [ Fri Apr 8 2016 12:58 PM ]
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APD responds to noise complaint then plays football with neighbor kids.

Kids, you don't need a theme to your beer pong games, especially not this Nazis vs Jews theme—very tired.

Are you more of a legs fish or an assfish?

What better day to discuss drugs than on 4/20, cool job UN.

When a joke goes too far and now you have a cat working for you. It's happened to all of us, right?

Clinton's campaign chairman really wants the juicy deets on all alien information the government is concealing. The truth is out there.

Jump Around no more, Mr. Trump.

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The Daily Word in High Times 2.0 and the Isle of Wight National Poo Museum

By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Apr 5 2016 1:10 PM ]
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A brief history of the Frito Pie.

High Times has plans that basically ape Playboy's '60s expansion into nightclubs and merchandise but with frito pie ... I mean marijuana.

The Coalition of Concerned Citizens to MakeArtSmart has filed a request for an injunction to stop the controversial Central Ave corridor ABQ Rapid Transit project.

New Mexico Attorney General has cleared the last of the fifteen behavioral health providers of any wrongdoing.

Donald Trump, who is 100 percent scarier without his tan, has a balls to the wall plan that would virtually guarantee both the destabilization of the Mexican state and Mexico paying for Trump's border wall.

The Prime Minister of Iceland resigned in the wake of the Panama Papers data dump.

A National Poo Museum has just opened on the Isle of Wight.

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The Daily Word in a weird day for news

By Desiree Garcia [ Mon Apr 4 2016 2:55 PM ]
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When you’re a grown adult and you’re stereotyping a young child, that’s when you know you’ve actually failed at being a decent human being.

How desperate can Sony Music be?

Simpsons character subtlety comes out as gay and I think that’s super great.

High speed chase chase in San Francisco ends with suspect in custody.

ABQ BioPark is the guru of animal love.

It’s not a phase, mom! I just want to focus on my music right now, you just wouldn’t understand.

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The Daily Word in Super Serious News Stories

By Taylor Grabowsky [ Fri Apr 1 2016 5:14 PM ]
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Teleporting soldiers, what will they think of next?

Canadian supersoldier James “Logan” Howlett's records have been released by Library and Archives Canada.

Need some home insurance for the next four years in case your candidate loses the presidential election? Esurance will cover you.

Running late for a movie and don't want to miss a thing? Give this number a call and an agent will tell you everything that's happening.

New Samsung Galaxy design.

Finally, you can recycle used condoms.

Forget Google Glass, try Google Plastic!

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The Daily Word in male birth control, APD and teachers suing over standardized testing

By Renee Chavez [ Wed Mar 30 2016 1:42 PM ]
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Finally! N.M. teachers are suing the State of New Mexico over those useless standardized tests!

APD Officers are heroes for two lost boys left unattended by parents.

The Battle of Moon Mountain rages on.

Johns Hopkins University has performed the first ever HIV-positive liver transplant.

Dudes: Y'all ready for male birth control? It's just a gel.

Pixels are the future of camouflage.

Movie Buffs: Here's what you can look forward to in the month of April.

Police officers will not be charged in the death of Jamar Clark.

The US is increasing its military presence in Eastern Europe.

Remember the Titans? So do we!

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The Daily Word in fake plane hijacking secrets,more violence at Trump rallies and goodnight and good luck from Al Jazeera America

By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Mar 29 2016 9:20 PM ]
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One of the Donald's campaign aides has been charge with assaulting a journalist at a Trump rally.

Sunset Memorial Gardens cemetery lost a WWI veteran's headstone after replacing it with a headstone meant for another man of the same name.

Even repeat offenders have the same civil rights as all citizens have.

Details continue to emerge about the "fake hijacking" of an Egypt Air flight.

Oh Lord, no. Some dude in Taipei beheaded a three year old girl in the street.

Some last words from Al Jazeera America, soon to be no more.

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The Daily Word in the myth of Millennials, the death of Garry Shandling, and the wealth of white people

By Taylor Grabowsky [ Fri Mar 25 2016 1:17 PM ]
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“Younger generations aren't narcissistic, you're just old and mad at them.” Adam Conover lays down some truths.

Racial inequality and wealth distribution are not mutually exclusive.

RIP Garry Shandling.

Why so sad, Ben?

This is so embarrassing. I don't know how to tell you this, but you've been singing “MMMBop” all wrong.

Knife bra, here to protect and serve.

Rock your baby to sleep with some Rihanna lullabies.

Did you remember to return that rental VHS 14 years ago? This guy didn't, and got arrested for it.

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The Daily Word in terrorism, stolen UFOs and expensive ships

By Renee Chavez [ Wed Mar 23 2016 11:42 AM ]
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A Seattle man has climbed an 80-foot tree and won't come down.

The Navy's new destroyer costs $4.4 billion.

Astronauts may find Easter eggs in newest supply shipment to the International Space Station.

Is there any logic to suicide bombings?

Las Cruces police officer gets nine years for sexual assault; City settles for $3 million.

A UFO has been stolen from a Roswell museum.

A five-year-old girl saved her mother from drowning.

The search for the Brussels attack suspects is on.

ISIS understands propaganda and how to use the media to its advantage.

Still trying to think up a decent April Fools prank?

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