The Daily Word in Breaking Bad school boards, really expensive coffee and vaginal displays
This just in: Presidenté Hugo Chavez is still dead.
The bad news: You spent 22 months in solitary confinement in a Dona Ana county jail without being convicted and had to remove your own tooth. The good news: The county just paid you $15.5 million dollars.
Attention Breaking Bad fans with kids in APS: Gomie is now on your school board. Thank God it isn't Tuco.
Governor Martinez' anti-illegal immigrant driver's license bill has been tabled and is probably dead. She'll just have to comfort herself with a really expensive cup of coffee.
Feeling dry? That's because it's a drought. Feeling thirsty? Try to drink around the jet fuel.
Images of aborted fetuses publicly displayed on campuses make an important political point. Images of women's vaginas, though, are exploitative and grody.
Just when you think you're finally done with the frigging Harlem Shake, YouTube decides to go meta.