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Hey, guess what? We can all stop arguing about same-sex marriage in New Mexico, because it turns out that it's totally protected by the state constitution! Shwew. So glad that we finally settled that one.

The area around the Pit won't be the pits anymore.

Remember how everyone always thought Michelle Shocked was gay? Well, she just came out! As a huge asshole!

Speaking of assholes, Sandy Hook truthers are still insisting that those kids never got killed. Won't their parents be relieved.

The Westboro "God Hates Fags" Baptist Church is really warming up to the new rainbow colored house across the street.

Why are goat populations exploding? Global warming.

And finally: Who wants snotwinkles?!?

 

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3rd Annual Fright Night at New Mexico Museum of Natural History and Science

Featuring planetarium shows, live music by Soul Kitchen, a cash bar, night sky viewing from the observatory, cocktails and more.

Kissy Sell Out • electronic at Stereo Bar

The Monkey's Paw at UNM's Experimental Theatre

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