The Daily Word in moon lasers, larcenous ghosts and topless Facebook videos
New Mexico Supreme Court to decide on gay marriage once and for all today. So finally we can all stop arguing about it.
Those guys in Roswell who want to kill horses for food are in court, arguing for their right to kill horses for food.
An Australian billionaire is not only building an exact replica of the Titanic, he's also filming a new Titanic movie that will be "a lot better" than the one with Leo and Kate. He then screamed "Nothing can stop me now! I'm invincible!" and cackled insanely for 20 minutes.
It doesn't matter how good your dog is. Don't give them jerky treats. Sorry pup.