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The Daily Word in Malkovich, Malkovich

The Daily Word

The three-breasted-woman is actually just a two-breasted-woman. Which is at least 33% less amazing. Also, her name is not "Jasmine Tridevil." Because, come on.

The threat to expose Emma Watson’s supposed nude photos after her UN speech on feminism was also a hoax.

Living with humans screws up chimpanzees.

A new brewery is opening up in the “Brewery District.” Another one is getting ready for a 2015 start. This brings the total number of breweries in this up to city to “Really? That many?”

John Malkovich is Malkoviching up some famous photographs.

Another Bitcoin centered company gets shut down by the Man. This time just because they didn’t ship special bitcoin computers that they promised. And also because they ripped off their customers for at least $3 million. Why does the government hate freedom and innovation?