The Daily Word 01.24.09
Pope un-excommunicates Holocaust denying bishop.
WTF? OMG! New Mexico lawmakers to consider banning texting while driving. 2 LM 4 WDZ....(crash).
Dying woman confesses to killing two in '67 for teasing her about being a lesbian.
Model whose hands and feet were amputated due to a UTI infection dies.
Illinois Governor Blagojevich likens charges of corruption to Pearl Harbor. Pretty much exactly the same.
More gay-sex news regarding the "super not-gay except for those gay affairs (and meth, but that knows no orientation)" ex-pastor Ted Haggard.
Elisabeth Moss (Peggy Olson on "Mad Men") and Fred Armisen ("SNL") are engaged. A less indie match then Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard, and way neater.
Super racist cookies. Somewhat disturbing video.
Hundreds of Powerball tickets in NM misprinted.
Fox commentator unlocks secret of Barack and Michelle's love.