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The Daily Word 04.24.09

Marisa Demarco [ Fri Apr 24 2009 9:21 AM ]

Sexual abuse or roughhousing?

Catholic church wants to compromise on domestic partnerships in N.M.

Current TV reporters from the U.S. to be tried in North Korea for intending "hostile acts."

FBI interrogator writes about the ineffectiveness of waterboarding.

Obama to release photos from U.S. prisons in Iraq and Afghanistan.

The first lady has a higher approval rating than the president.

Pregnant woman chased by bear, will make "Bear" one of the kid's names.

The rich white rapper.

Mom gets plastic surgery to look like daughter's sister.

Delicious business cards made of meat.

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Awesome. [ Fri Apr 24 2009 10:40 AM ]

Business cards made of meat. What about band aids made from Nick Browns awesome Chile Yum Yums? Or would that burn too much?
Either way, I'm a genius.
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Chile yum-yums [ Fri Apr 24 2009 11:36 AM ]

1001 uses and counting.
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Millionaire. [ Fri Apr 24 2009 11:39 AM ]

That's what Nick could be with friends like us.
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Or we could just totally steal his idea [ Fri Apr 24 2009 11:46 AM ]

and sell it under a new name.
Chile Crunchies?
Chile Deliciosos?
Chile Flakes—Stay crunchy even in milk!
Chil-andaids—New and improved with antiseptic and even more burning!
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For some reason... [ Fri Apr 24 2009 11:51 AM ]

I have a feeling you've always wanted to do something like this. I'm down. Just make me the girl on the billboard adds.
For shoor.
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Meat cards [ Fri Apr 24 2009 11:55 AM ]

It seems like the people you give your card to would want to eat it, and then the info would be lost.
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Shhhh!!! [ Fri Apr 24 2009 12:51 PM ]

t3h interwebz are surrious.
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Interrogations effective? [ Fri Apr 24 2009 2:24 PM ]

Whatever they're doing, they aren't that good at it. Otherwise Timothy McVeigh and Terri Nichols would have spilled their beans.
Oh that's right! We have domestic terrorists too...but it's so much easier to find them in a place where we can't even pronounce any of the words they use...or is it?
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Preg Bear Lady. [ Fri Apr 24 2009 3:38 PM ]

WTF. Well, I was chased by a liger. So, guess what my future childs middle name is going to be. Nope, not "Bear". Nice try though.
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I think she should name the kid [ Fri Apr 24 2009 3:41 PM ]

"slow moving car"
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More like... [ Fri Apr 24 2009 3:41 PM ]

Vvvvvrrrrrrooooommmmm...
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Nah. [ Fri Apr 24 2009 3:45 PM ]

That's what I'm going to name my kid. I want to spare my child the embarrassment of potentially having a kid with the same name in their class. I'm going to patent the name "Vvvvvrrrrrrooooommmmm".
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They'll kill you. [ Fri Apr 24 2009 3:46 PM ]

Especially when they learn cursive.
They'll make you pay!
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I'm willing to compromise. [ Fri Apr 24 2009 3:49 PM ]

I could see myself going for "liger" too. ;-P
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Say that [ Fri Apr 24 2009 3:51 PM ]

with an accent from Australia.
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Loygah! [ Fri Apr 24 2009 3:55 PM ]

Royht?
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Yes. [ Fri Apr 24 2009 4:07 PM ]

Crikey.
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Meat business cards are a really good idea because [ Sun Apr 26 2009 6:12 PM ]

the cardboard ones are so hard to eat and they taste terrible.
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The preggy lady [ Sun Apr 26 2009 6:32 PM ]

who was chased by a bear and is commemorating the event by giving her baby the middle name "Bear" has another child who already has the middle name, "Big hairy man with open trench coat and no pants".
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LMAO. [ Mon Apr 27 2009 11:46 AM ]

Are you referring to that new movie with Seth Rogan? IT WAS HILARIOUS!