The Daily Word 02.19.10: Domenici Jr. Did Drugs, Fiberglass Pig, Tiger Yawns—I Mean Talks
Pete Domenici Jr., Republican candidate for governor, admits he did marijuana and cocaine.
APD chief says just get used to the dog bites, (wusses).
Sub pops in VHS tape left for students and … porn.
Hatch, N.M., doesn't like this guy's fiberglass pig.
Tiger Woods gives an apology speech and says Elin never hit him.
Swiss prostitutes trained to use defibrillators. (And here I thought it was all just sexy fun.)
Elton John says Jesus was gay.
Behold! The tearless onion.
Homeless man writes about his coming 25th birthday. Really good.
Mitt Romney and LMFAO rapper get into a physical altercation on an airplane.