Someone in Utah leaked a list of 1,300 supposed illegal immigrants.
Turns out Toyota may not have been at fault for all those sudden acceleration accidents.
New Orleans police officers are charged with the murder of two unarmed people during the post-Katrina chaos.
Teagbaggers place a billboard in Iowa comparing Obama to Hitler.
Apple is censoring discussion of the iPhone 4's antenna problem.
An appeals court strikes down the FCCs ban on fleeting expletives.
So keep fucking that chicken!
These Mel Gibson quotes are adorable.
Another idiot, another Craigslist story.
What's with all these jackasses trying to patent yoga moves?
MTV is bringing back Beavis and Butt-head.
Have scientists solved the chicken-egg riddle-with science?
Be the first to regret ordering your Betty White calendar.
Are the Jonas Brothers dorks? (YES)
What is really being taught in Bible Belt science classrooms?
Has the Higgs Boson been found?
Unintentionally hilarious infomercial of the day.
Oldest written document found in Jerusalem.
Who really makes money in the record industry?
Two words: FOOTLONG CHEESEBURGER.
Two more words: LASAGNA SANDWICH.
I very much enjoyed the show when I was in elementary and early middle school. But I also looked/look like Beavis. That meant that in sixth grade, I was subject to nearly constant taunts ranging from "Hey Beavis!" to "Hey, that nerd looks like Beavis" to "Hey, he looks like that dumb cartoon guy." Even the school's shop teacher (who was at least 50 years old) got in on the action.
I hope this new version does not unleash another wave on 25-year-old me.
What's bein' taught in the Biblios Belt? Prolly not science!
Coulda been worse; the TBs coulda compared Obama to Idi Amin, Papa Doc, or Mugabe?
The Higgs Boson! Really? I can't wait for my transporter, replicator, and holo deck!
Unless the phasers come first. Then were all doomed...
