The Daily Word 09.08.10: 4chan Crashes A Birthday Party, Superuseless Superpowers, Jumping The Shark
NM Secretary of State fired two employees after they met with federal investigators.
President Obama opposes an extension of the Bush tax cuts.
Arizona Republican runs "street people" as Green Party candidates.
Unemployment may rise to 10 percent.
Mark David Chapman denied parole.
California newspaper is upset that a city council member likes to play Mafia Wars.
Three year-old tests positive for meth, stay classy Albuquerque!
I wish I could visit the Soviet arcade game museum.
Comedian Robert Schimmel was killed in a car accident this weekend.
French newspaper runs a tasteless September 11th ad.
Rodney King marries a juror from his 1991 trial.
Chicago Mayor Richard Daley announced he is ending his 21-year run as mayor.
Missing reporter uses his captor's cell phone to tweet his location.
The guy who wrote the Jump The Shark episode of Happy Days is unhappy with the phrase Jump The Shark.
Does your weird uncle speak Teabonics?
Diet soda probably makes you fat.
Vegetarian's won't be buying the new issue of Vogue.
What is your superuseless superpower?
Hubble Space Telescope catches cool image of pre-planetary nebula.
Exactly how degrading is it to sell Jell-O shots?
Science figures out the sexiest dance moves, with science!
Consumer reports rates the best and worst fast-food burgers.