The Daily Word 09.12.08

The Daily Word

Wait, why are we talking about Val Kilmer for New Mexico governor?

A Baldwin stumps for religious values in Albuquerque.

Mayor v. junk food vendors.

Palin conflicted on global warming.

What bin Laden has to say about bin Laden.

Thousands flee Ike punch.

You could power stuff with mustard.

More powers for the FBI.

Film critic hits Ebert at a movie screening.

Men are dumber when they share a bed with someone.

Drugs you should take if you have serious election anxiety.